1. Customer wants X.
2. Developer delivers X.
3. Customer wants developer to change X to Y for free.
4. Developer demands money.
5. Customer gets mad.
6. Developer compares situation to ordering a hamburger, consuming it, and demanding a pizza for free because customer didn't like the hamburger.
7. Customer pays

I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

My new nintendo switch

True shit.

Graphics girl

I run a goldfarming business as a hobby. Due to a stupid mistake in my code 300 clients ended up around the same spot in the the game, which resulted in me making it to reddit front page. https://reddit.com/r/2007scape/...

Fml

My 'stressball'

Client : we need a better captcha system.
Dev:

{
"status" : "single",
}
😂😂

devrant is a trap

... Yep

when you're done with your code and user requirements change again.. :/

When anyone tells you some app idea you have already heard a thousand times, do you throw a OutOfFucksToGiveException?

Stolen. This is how I felt on Friday when we were discussing fronted frameworks in office

Is this serious? Docker, inc HQ are here? https://goo.gl/xDuuib

!rant

My shirt said "why do developers wear glasses... Because they can't c#" and this girl said she didn't understand my shirt, she asked what C-hashtag meant and wanted me to explain it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's about right isn't it?

Fuck IE

True story

And they still don't learn 😑

The answer to all your computer issues (now including the caching issues on websites): Restart your computer

College firewall blocks ssh traffic :/ Can't use github :(

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.