The bloke that I share my office with is asleep on the job. Ffs, can I get any support around here?

This working remotely from home thing, just isn’t panning out

Y'all mother fuckers who use "don't re-invent the wheel" as a tactic to not grow new neurons, as if a ceiling's there — fuck out of my circle.

Those mother fuckers have never even created a single wheel - ever!

Well, ima re-invent any fucking wheel I want, when and where. How I learn is not your fucking busy.

What's even more annoying is that those telling me that shit are pretty much part of the paint on the wall and damn unemployable any where on this earth.

Someone is having a blast here xD

Hey.

Ahh, enlightening

Current mood: running and hiding from our IT admin.

I know he wants me to install Nod32 on my workstation! A Linux workstation!

Python sucks

That is all

Where are the Flutter devs?!

Rants about PHP being mediocre are based on version 5.6 and below. PHP 7 is different beast.

Knew nothing about Arduino
Attended a workshop
They had a hackathon after it
Won the hackathon
Got the Arduino uno board as a prize
Gotta buy sensors and other stuff though.
*Me so happy*
What should I make now? (Apart from an Iron Giant replica controlled wirelessly thorugh commands)

It's official, I got a JOB !

Going to start mid September in Luxemburg.

The worst of Agile and Sc(r)um: All those people knowing the right way(™) to do it. Endless discussion about useless tooling: the proper use of the custom workflow in Jira, on when and how to create sub tickets. The hour-less meta-discussions on what should be discussed where and when (what's subject of the backlog refinement, retro, etc), the roles: the PO's, what he should do, cannot, the PM's. Who is allowed to pull a ticket to the sprint or not. How many reviewers need to acknowledge a pull request. To and fro. Pointless, but fought with heart and blood, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

And everywhere I hear: "In my previous company, we did Scrum like.. and it worked perfectly!"

Some of you might remember my rants on Mr. Gitmaster, with whom I thought I'd made my peace. Guess what? He's now a team member and turning into Mr. Agile - a more severe reincarnation! As our company starts flogging that dead horse of Agility, he seems to feel strong tailwind. Our team lead would constantly cut his monologues, but he's now on holiday, so we have no escape from the never ending: "In my previous company..."

If it was so great, why didn't you stay?

We are not allowed to pull a ticket to the sprint unless every team member is notified? I don't fucking care. If our software fails on customer's machines and I can fix it, I will do if there is a ticket, if it's in the sprint or not. Screw Scrum, if it is getting in the way of it. You can waste your hours discussing horseshit, I want to sit at my desk, deep in the test-compile loop and ship some fucking code.

Creativity 🍒🍏🍉🍇🍍🍌🍓🍐🍅

So true.
I was 7 years old when I exexuted npm install. Now I am 21 typing npm run start

/badhumor

Make a song title or text geeky/dev related, e.g.:

JSON Derulo - Talk Nerdy To Me
Katy Proggy - Firewall
DJ KhaLED - All I Do Is Print
DJ snake_case - Git Push For What

Now you!

Linus Torvalds. He created Linux and Git, both used by millions of people. He started to create Linux when he was 21 and still in university. It is currently running on a lot of devices including Android. That is really an accomplishment, to make an operating system is one of the most complex things you can create as a programmer. It is also cool that it's open source and how it is maintained. Both Linux and Git was created because he needed them, he creates things that are useful. He could have earned a lot of money but he cares much more about tools and software than money. I think he is a great person and speaker (and he is from my neighboring country Finland 🙂). I use Git everyday in my work and it makes it so much easier. He is for me without a doubt the best programmer in the world.

How do you call it when production breaks and a programmer has find out what went wrong/fix it as soon as possible while the client is breathing down their neck?

He's going through a rough patch.

A bit of a self promotion, but I recently published my first article on dev.to. If you are interested, you can find it in the link below. If you read it, please tell me what you think about it😁
https://dev.to/dawidcyron/...

‪Me: Should be able to refactor this viewModel in a couple of hours.‬
‪Me 7 hours: Ye fuck these 28 other build errors right now.‬

I am sorry

Life goes on 🙏❤️

Goodbye

where is it

How to fix an error?

Just comment out the code in the actual framework which throws the error, than fixing your code.😂😂

A miracle is needed indeed...

When you can’t get margins to work right...

Let's rewrite the internet in Rust!

Im ascended...

Python: come to me i wont trouble you with semi colons

*Python on the inside*
Just come to me and I'll show you that the space bar is not your cymbals you keep hitting at the end of every line

#indentationproblems #python

It would be pretty fucking cool if you listed what information is needed in the fields you fucking cock sucker.

It's time for a lame-ass pop reference

God I'm immature.