Fuck all authentication everywhere all the time. Fuck your passwords. Fuck your fingerprints. Fuck your rolling key fob. Fuck your aws secrets. Fuck your docker secrets. Fuck your oauth. Fuck your /etc/passwd. Fuck your groups. Fuck chmod and fuck chown and definitely fuck Kerberos. Fuck Saml. Fuck duo mobile. Fuck rotating pins. Fuck axiad. Fuck selinux. Fuck your fill out this form to get role based access. Fuck it doesn’t work because you can’t log in. Fuck it.

Let's be honest here. With all the ranting we do. Is there such a thing as a company/team we'd enjoy working with? lol

Should learn not to get my hopes up.. being a good dev doesn't mean you do marketing well :'(

Today I realized Youtube Vanced’s pun… it is advanced because there is no ADs…

Someone canceled their subscription to me a couple months ago.

Boss: Our customer's data is not syncing with XYZ service anynmore!

Me: Ok let me check. Did the tokens not refresh? Hmm the tokens are refreshing fine but the API still says that we do not have permissions. The scopes are fine too. I'll use our test account... its... cancelled? Hey boss, why is our XYZ account cancelled?

Boss: Oh, "I haven’t paid since I didn’t think we needed it" (ad verbatim)

😐

wonderfull

During my rookie days I used to glorify the fact that I wrote production grade code using vim.

Lol, explains why I would delay on delivery

Found this gem today while looking through confluence.

Goals:
Can the candidate use Slack?
Ask follow up questions if missed anything.
Ask the questions that tell a lot about someone without directly asking it (i.e. Have you ever met someone famous? (Telling what the candidate values in life) What are your hobbies? (Telling if candidate has a work life balance). If you were a crayon, what color would you be and why? (Highlights prominent aspects of candidate’s personality) Please don’t just use these, be creative.)

A crayon???? Das when I hang up

Wanted to do a "quick" software update on a test device for our colleagues who test the system

Here I am looking up what led indicators blinking correlates to what hardware error

Embedded development <3

AWS. Mostly, because of the documentation.

I just released my first NPM package that is actually functional and used in a private project (https://npmjs.com/package/@lbfalvy/...) and I have to say, the quality of debug tooling for Node is abysmal. I spent 4 hours just on Webpack's "Field browser doesn't contain a valid alias configuration" error which simply means "package not found", and then getting Rollup to output a working compiled javascript _and_ a d.ts was its own day-long ordeal.

If you use ID selectors in a stylesheet for a component you reuse in the page multiple times you should be shot.

GitHub, this is NOT THE TIME to fucking break!

They work well together

Accidentally deleted a file I needed ... found it still open in VSCode editor.

who still makes lan partys? this image is an old lan party with friends.

My pi died ._.

did anyone heard about ACDD?

(Angry Client Driven Development)

🤪

So true 😂😂😂

Devrant - rendered on the worlds first web browser (WorldWIdeWeb). 🤓

Some awesome guys over at Cern have rebuilt it entirely in JavaScript!

Check it out here -> https://worldwideweb.cern.ch/

extra feature

Next update after this https://devrant.com/rants/1961808/...

I guess the devs are having fun

You cant see if you dont pay

Remember this....

Remember that fine girl that used to bedwet & was dirty in high school.

Then you met her recently, all looking hot & steamy.

That's PHP!
Stolen from the @unicodedeveloper om twitter

This is how I write my header signatures ;)

4G in Romania

The one arcade game that I could never beat

Long time no see Friend:- "hey dude what do you do for a living"

Me:- "I suffer in silence"

Ltnsf:- " but what exactly do you do"

Me:-"I stare at a rectangular space hoping to find enlightenment"