Happy birth day to me

These ML jokes😁😂

Nice @dfox! Double clicking GIFs no longer open them. Much easier to upvote now 😁

I freaking love optimizing multithreaded applications.

now we know

I'm never making fun of people who go to Stack Overflow for answers ever again.

I mean, have you guys seen this? A leap-second causing 100% CPU use in MySQL, and a dude figures it out like it was nothing, and provides a quick solution!

https://stackoverflow.com/a/...

his mom taught him manners
when you steal a laptop that's what you do

Why doesn't Skype of business have an application for Linux? Every company meeting where a developer isn't involved is run on sfb. Being on Ubuntu it is hard to attend any such meeting. Any meeting between developers is on zoom so we're good.
We can't really convince every one (other than developers) to start using zoom.
Do we have any other alternatives? Is this a lost cause?

Laptop's on the healing bench, so far it seems to be going well 😋

So a friend of mine ran a Tor Exit node at home for a few month.
He upgraded to gigabit so he was able to push 950Mbit/s quite nicely. He has the oldest Tor Relay (11 years) and was the 2nd fastest exit node.

But he was sadly forced to remove the exit policy, because the police and some other government agencies knocked on his door today.

YAGFI
You aren’t gonna finish it