The single most productive thing I've done today was teaching my colleague how to send GIFs over Slack...

Summer arrived in Greece and this would be my working environment for the next six months. 😊

When I open rents on web, some of them are backgrounded by very intense colors. When the rant is a little bit long, this becomes harmful for the eyes.

Who else noticed that?

1.) Get a girlfriend

2.) ???

3.) Profit!

Get my hunter license.
Become the pirate king.
An anime adaptation before we are 18.
Liberate Japan from Britannia.
Get Kokonotsu to take over the candy shop.
Kill my teacher before he wipes out humanity.
Kill all the kabane.
Kill all the titans.

I saw this on AI group 😳😳

Flamewar in 3...2...1...😈

OMFG I just realized that I was around at wk1

Fuck, Its been 99 already

Sending files on WhatsApp inspite of having a slack workspace and git 😑😑😑😑😑

Copy code from StackOverflow and paste it. Then complaint on why is it giving a Variable Not Found.

Worst thing you've seen another dev do?

Not adding node_modules to gitignore.

"I'm gonna archive my facebook & delete it."
*uploads fb archive to google drive*

*Caps lock* *letter* *Caps lock* *rest of name*

public boolean even( int num ) {
if ( num < 0 )
num = -1 * num;
while ( num > 1 )
num = num - 2;
if ( num == 0 )
return true;
else
return false;
}

Click Edit > Copy, click Edit > Paste.

Every. Single. Time.

Nice job, Zuckerberg

My score was not found

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!