🎉 As of today, I can proudly count myself among the members of the "Killed Prod on A Friday Afternoon" club. 🎉

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

Just started the TV show "sillicon valley", it's pretty good and funny, if you want something to watch about programmers that launch their startup

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

How many commits do u guys do on a daily basis

1. It pays the bills
2. It pays pretty good
3. I'm typically the best looking dude in the office, so it gives me a great ego boost

No, thank you.😆

I laughed.

Finally, an explanation

He might hunt

I have no motivation to clean my room at all. I've like briefly touched things up a couple times in the past months, but it's just...bad. I fucking hate having to step over shit to get to and from my bed every time I get up, but I just...can't do it.

Can we do that??? 😶

WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

Brain crashed during live technical interview

Fml

Nobody:

Senior frontend Dev at my company: "microservices best thing ever"

Also him: "Relational databases gonna die"

Also him (talking to the DB team): "You're gonna dissapear, Mongo is the future"

Me: "Eh... Dude, Mongo is still a database.."

Him: "Microservices"

Send help...

My college:
*buys thousands of iMac for students
*runs Windows on it
*compatibility issues

Fts

Lets be honest guys.
We all pretend to be Richard but we are just a bunch of "Big Heads". And some of you guys fuck.

user = bad

My type of developer

not so fast!

Oh well

A girl just canceled our first date to watch Avenger's Endgame with her friends. Pres ++ to pay respects.

Good morning from the top of my home.

I think I've been inspired...

Drop. A free open source crossplatfom AirDrop alternative. [more details]

I think it was on the final level of Doom.

Just got a job as IT helper at my school, so happy!! 😀

That day has finally come

True that~~

“If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA