if(post >= 20 && post < 500){
getStiker();
}

System.out.println("Thanks devRant!");

Do people actually use eclipse because they enjoy using it?

Rofl😂😂😂

Privacy is a legend

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Fibonacci.

Don't undervalue yourself! 😀

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

Meanwhile,in an Indian movie , a medical student carries a UNIX book 📚😅😂.

My little girl is going to be a dev one day!

"What do you mean it won't compile?!"

JS.... you know... For the kids..

Real life automation scripts be like. 😂

Lol
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".

Marketing for Developers done RIGHT!

<!-- Hey Payoneer Its better to hire me... im better in posting ads on fb and more better in writing codes -->

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Most embarrassing and lucky moment on the first week of job.

Me and my best friend were selected in the same company as developers. I was having some trouble with my system. So I mailed the description to our support department. Pop up was displayed from our chat client and person on the other end happened to be a lady. She wanted me to share a team viewer link with click access. So I did it and within 2 minutes of efforts she solved it. I thanked her, closed the chat conversation and started installing few packages. Meanwhile, I was curious to see her as she was really nice throughout the conversation. So I opened LinkedIn, searched for her name and found her profile. I zoomed in her photo and she was a pretty chick. I didn't stop and found her on FB too, and quickly saw all her DPs. I just copied her profile URL and sent it to my friend ( the one that got selected with me ) and told him about my conversation with her. Then I asked my friend
"She's hot. Should I send her a friend request or have to find some more troubles in my pc and talk to her few more times ? :P "
He replied "Dude what are you wanting for ? "
Out of no where, a pop up showed up. It was the girl we were talking about. The exact message was

"You can now close your team viewer session, and we can talk over FB :)"

Embarrassing AF!

UI vs UX

When a disc drive's driver comes on a disc

Just told my dad that python 3.6 launched yesterday, he asked me if i wanted it for christmas 😅

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

been there, done that.
haha

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.

Childhood ruined

6 hrs later still waiting.....
I think Microsoft uses a different measure of time.

Just learned new skills...

If Satan were a web developer

Little Hack
It annoys me whenever I encounter a website like quora which hides the real content with a overlay and a pop up to sign in. Little do they know I just delete the overlay element from the Dom 😁😁.
Who else does this?