My new year resolution: 3840 X 2160
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PS: don't give me a hard time in the comments. I know it's an old joke. 😫

Sorry guys, IT support will be busy all day today. We have to sweet talk the server's into working for a week on their own.

Nice way xD

Being a programmer:
If you ain't questing your life from time to time, you are not doing it right.

the truth about wifi

happy new year 🍻

Command line forever

VSCode is definitely the new Sublime. Love it.

One of the best thing about working on facebook is that facebook is not banned inside the office.

My employer gave everyone the day off, so now I have to do Xmas crap instead of coding.

Thanks, I guess. :/

It's like minefield of idiots.

When your code changes don't give different results and after an hour you realize that you're still editing the old version....

The "Change Password" function autofilled the old password. Dev told be it didn't matter because "if you set the field type to password you can't see it".

Goes to first job interview. Great interview but, can you send some code?

-Sure-
Sends requested js, css html files.

Great code, we want to speak to you again!
Goes to second interview, waits 15m, meets the sales department. Sales? Wtf?
Great interview but, can you send more code?
Errr?
We need some native JS to really make sure you can write code.

You could've emailed this request before the interview b*tch. That way id save time hurrying in rain and traffic jams!

I thought let's give allo a try so i installed it
But then this happened

When the whole dev team desperately tries to convince the boss to get Linux on the new servers instead of windows.

One of our customer thought it would be too unsecure to send us his AWS credentials by email. So he printed it and sent it as registered mail to us. The password we received was "hallo123".

Damn! Always during deadline!! :/

Work at a banking software company, one bug allowed bankers to book a deal after quote expired. So i could theoretically buy something at yesterday's rate. Dev forgot the "btnBook.enabled=false"

fsck this!

Explaining my mom about my job as backend developer... She couldn't understand what is there behind the website. She was like "u designed the website. It's done. What u do full day?"

Finally I gave an example of restaurant... I am the cook(backend developer). Front-end is waiter. Finally she understood....

FUCK JOOMLA, SERIOUSLY FUCK IT. HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE TO REMOVE ONE FUCKING ITEM?! FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

Time to stop reading this article anyway!

IKEA can't "assemble" a functional website. I spent two days, had 4 checkout attempts and used 2 cards and 3 browsers to get to this stage.

Still beats driving to the store.

If($password = $password2) {
//login
}

Keep in mind that password is the salted and hashed input and password2 is the Salter and hashed pw in the database...

Who needs passwords am I right?