What's on your bookshelf? Some of these are pretty old, but still relevant.

just a small change

Css ninjas

Shanghai people's square... You had one job! Move the mouse the whole day...

Made me laugh

I believe this is why companies look for Junior Developers who actually know enough to be a mid or senior developer.

One day, a company that doesn't have the technical chops to know the difference between python and ruby hire a developer who is still in school. That developer doesn't know what he's worth, so the company gets him for pretty cheap. He does amazing things, takes last minute requests, learns some along the way, but eventually leaves because he just got contacted by a recruiter telling him how much he's really worth. He leaves, but the company needs to fill his spot. The company asks the former rockstar all the technologies he used to accomplish his job and throw that into a job description. The company could only really afford the junior so they keep all the stuff about being a junior, but because they need to maintain all the hodge podge stuff the previous developer put in, they need someone with experience enough to jump in.

Using pirated windows

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Stacks are a lot bigger than they used to be...

Do i have to add "well communicating with customers Idiots" in my CV?

My wife asked me to clean, cook and watch the child.
When she returned home she started screaming hysterically and cry.
Who understands women...

Found a better way to stack cables!

Noob!!!!

When I write a module from scratch and it compiles and runs on the first try 😂😎

So here I am in iceland watching Aurora with my gf, and suddenly I realized somewhere in my code at work I freaking forgot to add 1 to the denominator of a fraction. Shitty shit shit, gonna go back to work finding NaNs everywhere. Fuck fuck fuck

You have done a great job!! Thanks for delivering the project on time. It is exactly what I asked for. I will ask for no changes and I will pay you right away.

Said no client ever.

Talk about relevant ads..

Friendly reminder to clean your PCs/Servers every now and then.

Fcknlol!

Has anyone been in a situation where a sr dev, with 12 yrs of experience and paid more than you, can't fix something after trying for a week and now the boss comes to you and expects you (a lowly paid dev with only 5) to fix it in a day, now that it's super urgent?

That describes my day... FML... I have to do overtime tonight...

Feels nice to have some place to rant now though....

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

Never loose your hope ..
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because once upon a time javascript was used just for form validation and jquery animation.

So as new user I used devrant straight for 6 hours and this happened.
Am I the only one who thinks this helpful tip should be given at 3rd upvote and not 80th?

- "no dad! this is my rubber duck. get your own" my daughter said.
okay.. she's 6 months old, so she can't really speak, but i could se it in her eyes.

Sometimes it feels like I know nothing and just brute force the code until it runs.

Talk to wife about it.

PS: She doesn't know programming.

Found a comment in the code today:

/*
* Method: Import
* Purpose: Handle all the export
*/