It means the programmers, testers, and management needs to have a meeting...

>Degree i think im getting: software engineering
>Degree my parents think im getting: repair magic

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

Non-smoker coffee lover. Who's with me?

Kind of sad when you think about it.

Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

So I tried to apt-get purge 14 packages and 496 got removed. Now I'm sitting here with a lot of broken shit trying to get my web up and running again .
:C
The perfect time to return to devRant

Best: "If an AI could replace your job at this company but we would keep you on the payroll, what would you do with your time?"

Worst: "So, you are here for the position of front-end SQL developer?"

- Can you format my computer ?
- I am developper Bro, this is not my kind of business
- I know you studied IT, so when you format my computer ?
-...

Interviewer: I think you are too young for this job, blah blah, your age is too low, blah blah, this job requires elder people, blah blah

(...keeps repeating the same bullshit for literally half an hour...)

Interviewer: look, I have to leave in five minutes. Convince me that you are not too young for this job.

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Rofl😂😂😂

For the NSA guys out there :p

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

The only plant that survives my office.

Listening to Linkin Park while coding.
Head banging, foot tapping, just singing along in my head.
Then the boss messaged me, "should we produce some tickets?".
Apparently, I'm singing rather loudly.
Earth, swallow me up now.

Desperately searching stackoverflow for an answers. NOT FOUND. Posting it as a question. MARKED DUPLICATE! What kind of sorcery is this? :D

100 / 100 😂😂

Heard you all like organized wires

Stolen but...

That's a good one!

I have a new goal

Dat ass

We have a pretty simple rule in our team:

Do not deploy to production on Friday.

Well thanks to the client being very slow to reply to me, they only signed off on launching the app at 15:30 on Friday, for a big campaign the app was built to facilitate starting Saturday.

Guess who had to bite the bullet and launch a new app into production at 15:30 on Friday.

Guess who got a text from his boss at 19:30 that there was a critical change required tonight.

Guess who was making code changes and deploying to production at 21:15 on Friday night while drinking Gin and tonic...

Nb This was a project only i was assigned to and came in as a rush job at the last minute.

Hey guys, dfox here. Due to many requests, we have decided that now you need only 100++s to get a stressball! Also, we've decided to make the collaboration free for everyone! That's right, any project you have in your mind, post a collab now to get help from other developers.

The first time you execute your code and there are no errors.
Nice weekend.😎💪

Most of the time devCat is crucial in the coding/debugging process. However, sometimes he gets a little ADHD and goes rogue.

Algorithm strikes again! 😁

That suspicious feeling, when everything seems to run as expected on the first attempt.

Compilers. Principle, Techniques & Tools aka Dragon book.