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Web Developer, Learning Enthusiast
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js, html, css, php, vscode, python, node, bootstrap
Location

Ernakulam
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allenabraham777

Joined devRant on 6/21/2019

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the most interesting thing that i saw on the internet today.MIND BLOWN

rant cryptocurrency uberselfdriving autonomous blockchain elon musk tesla

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Client :
When do you think we can get the website done with?

Me:
Don't worry, I'll get it done in 3 days.

Me after 2 and half days:

<!Doctype Html>
<html>
<head>
<title> Hello, what did you say the website does again? ....

rant bad developer deadline approaching

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Your rant must be between 6 and 5000 characters.

joke/meme machine learning neural networks ai

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bet you can't beat us now, dumb machine
also,
modern problems require modern solutions
#savedtheearth

joke/meme ai captcha machine python machine learning

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Stackoverflow.

joke/meme bugs coding stackoverflow errors programmer interview programming

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Since everyone seems to be talking about getting places late, here's my not-so-significant story about my most recent interview.

So I was told that GPS probably wouldn't work. But the instructions that I got were not specific enough to guide me - something I learned only once I arrived in the general area that I was supposed to be in.

Ended up going one street too far and talking to the wrong front desk. They kindly gave me instructions to get to my destination.

These instructions were also wrong. They left out one step and viola, I'm at the gate of the sheriff dog training facility.

Turn 'er around and finally get on the correct road. My 20 minutes early turned into 10 minutes late, just like that.

They were understanding and I got the job.

rant wk167

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I think I'm going to delete my account.

I browsed through my personal feed, and even though I've spend some time curating, only about 1 in a 100 is a real rant. The rest are memes, mildly funny observations, the kind of programmer humor which is only funny to non-programmers, and bland anekdotes.

And when I post something IN ALL CAPS WITH SOME FUCKING CURSEWORDS AND RAGE IN THERE YOU CUNTS ALL TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AND BE MORE POSITIVE?

What kind of a weak, smoothieslurping mindfulness convention has this community become? Do you guys just want to be a mildly funny reddit clone for easily offended hipsters?

This place was my outlet, my venting space, the spot where I didn't feel alone in frustrations.

I find this new content fucking sickening.

rant

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Was trying something mischievous onto Linux,
Hats Off to all the people who contributed to its development,
Proud to be a Linux user

rant linux

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