What the fuck?

When I see everyone is busy in MS Teams(in meeting) and I am not invited to irrelevant meetings anymore.

This pretty much sums up what I accomplished today.

The Linux circle:

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

When somebody submits an issue to your backlog that not even Software Development Jesus himself could fix

Ya.. I'm fucked with windows

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

Honest Errors!

My stressball went on vacation

I just almost fucked up our database. Thank fuck I misspelled a table name. Noone will ever know.

You don't know how much you need it until is gone.... 5 days whitout internet :(

‎Ways of doing a for loop.

Broke my laptop screen.....dnt know what to do😑😥

All code ninjas out there have a story, and it all started with the Hello World!!!.
What a Irony.

I'm lost. I am so used to calls saying people broke things, I feel weird that I'm not annoyed with someone's idiocy...

Help?

Starts Windows in safe mode.

HACKER-MAN😎

GF: "The Internet is broken!"
Me: "WHAT?! Sound the horn! Raise the alarm! Call gondor for aid! The Internet is broken! Does the president know?! Save yourself fools!"
*skips away on pretend horse*

That strange feeling which equal parts depressing and exciting when you've got to update your devrant avatar because you got a haircut.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Client/Friend : "Hey bro, can you make something like [a popular social website]?"

Me : "Sure man, but I do need some money to pay for the hosting and other stuff"

Client/Friend : "What's a hosting?"

...

Meetings as a Developer

I am putting this on my desk right now...

I never understand why we need two name for the same thing!

Client: "Just make it like facebook"

Guy from work: "I have a messy coding style ¯\_(ツ)_/¯".

No, you have a bad coding style. Your repetitive uncommented spaghetti code isn't an artistic expression of your quick imaginative mind jumping from thought to thought. It's a horrible mess that shows me that either you can't do any better or you don't care.

My team mate trying to focus!

No more rivals 😁.

It finally arrived c:

Nice mailing service you got there...