I made it to the front page of Reddit for the first time with this

where is it

Universally adopted..

this is it!

Stackoverflow, the place in which those who search for Javascript will almost certainly leave with jQuery.

Lol, which ones do you guys use

He is looking at you all the time

Please don't hurt your editor's feelings

Worst work culture: You had to formally request post-its

friendsList.getBest().getHelp()
doesn't work.. I thought getBest() returns null.. but it turns out that friendsList is empty..

*cries in whatever language

laptop was too cold to touch,so i just ran a GPU stress test to warm it up.

But really..

Me: asking about a problem in javascript
Other: do u use a framework?
me: yes
other: which one?
me: vue
other: i would use angular because this and that

me in my head: okey thanks but its not a problem with the framework lol
pls stop this. react, angular, vue are all doing the same

Pour one out for our last VMS/Alpha computers heading to the great bit bucket in the sky.

Was decent hardware in it's day, 20 years ago, but we now run EC2 instances that are faster. 🙃

I asked my boss for two macs to work on and I got this. Now I work on two macs.

I'm pretty sure it was already posted in here, but I found it today

Did you get it?

Found this on YouTube..

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

We all did that at least one time

"We are looking for a developer with 10 years of GDPR experience."

Most prestigious institute in India mails me my password as plain text 😐

When you try to find something in a minified js file...

for (email in inbox) {
if ( email.contains("policy") ||
email.contains("privacy") ||
email.contains("GDPR")) {
email.delete();
}
}

How I meet devRant...

it'd be a nice game. Let's download.

I generated my first SSH keys today. Am proud.

Check this out.
Brazil is coming to a halt right now because of a distribution blockage by the truck drivers.

Gasoline tripled the litter price from yesterday.

Gas stations are going empty.

Air-fucking-ports are out of diesel/gas.

Public transportation might stop tomorrow.

And my boss "will consider" home office, wtf dude, are you retarded?

When you pick up someone else's project...

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

"hey there is this bug, could you fix it?"
me: sure whats the bug?
*explains the bug*

me:... thats.... thats your feature request from last week

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.