Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

WordPress has really cool features!
You can uninstall it, for example.

I love to help people, with the easiest possible solution 😍😍😍

We have new scrum master. First meeting together.

Project owner:
- I would give them time to wensday (2 days away) days to do migration
Manager:
- delivery is in Tuesday. can we have two teams to work on it so it will be done twice as fast?
Scrum Master:
- do you really think that if you get 9 women pregnant they would deliver you baby in a month?

But...😭😭😭

Teacher : use"ransomware" in a sentence
Student : I used to know a girl, but then she ransomware
Whole class :

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

I hope that was a typo.

What's the best thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

When you are enjoying but windows doesn't like to party

A true story... sad but true
2.00AM ->> git commit -m "it's time to sleep"

2.45AM ->> git commit -m "I can't sleep, fixed the UI issue"

Best volume control

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

God is one of us

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

!!!rant
When after 5 years, u cant fully understand linux and someone wants to learn it in 2 days.

Invent punch over ip protocol (POIP)

Some people just need that sort of thing

Exiting Vim!!

The ability to slap people through tcp/ip.

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

When you set details to Ultra High but keep shadows on Ultra Low.

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!rant
New dev for the family.
Thea, 15 days. :-)

We were given a MacBook in the beginning. Yesterday, appreciating my work, my manager gave me a MacMini to make my own server for testing purpose. I joined just two weeks ago. 😃

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.