The best software license ever seen :

my patches and additions on top of Ian's code are licensed under the ABSE ("Anyone But Stefan Esser") license.
note that an additional exception to the license is added, forbidding use/redistribution of said content to his
trainees as well, but only when in a 5 mile radius from "Stefan Esser" or while holding any sort of (video)conference/chat with him.

note that this license will only be used as long as what would capstone decode / that one other arm64 ida
plugin thing by i0n1c ("Stefan Esser") are not under the MIT license.
afterwards, all exceptions are cleared and basically WTFPL applies

if you need a copy of the rest of the license feel free to google it or something.

Respect ...

Best advice ever ...

Back in college, one of my professors who was teaching Introduction to UNIX class, said :
"head -n 2 file.txt" displays the first 2 lines of file.txt.

I asked : and to show the last 2 ones ?

"Don't be a fool, +n instead of -n" he answered.

RIP UNIX ...

When you're in the office, and you want to open devRant and tou don't want anyone to notice that ... So you just use jsRant to navigate through the feed in a browser in JSON format looking kind of productive :p

When you watch Mr.Robot with your friends ... Once, he saw me using a terminal :
"hey dude, i have a Facebook account that i want you to hack"

Me :
"It's just zsh fuck off ..."

After running tests, code review, coverage test ... And your application crashes in the middle of a demo in front of your PM and your coworkers.

Coworkers : "When you try your best but you don't succeed ..." (Coldplay song)

PM : DAMN SON! WHERE'D FIND THIS ?

When you're looking at your cowerker's code and find a comment :
# Sam, Adam FUCK YOUUUU

Actually Sam is the PM and Adam is the test guy ...

When you wake up the morning and receive a mail :
"We regret to inform you that your application has been rejected ..."
For what reason ?
"You are too ambitious"

When you ask for a Linux machine and the PM tells you that you can only use Windows and whisper in your ear : you can still use Cygwin ...

When you're with the client running a demo and the software crashes ...

So my company wants to hire a Data Scientist with 5 years experiece in this job ...

When you're currently working on a mosule based on Facebook Graph API and the project manager wants you to make it work on Twitter ...