This just made my day 😂

Yo, is this devrant or spamspace???

Like, do you even fucking work, mates? Are you a dev? How doesn't a fucking legacy code piss you off on a daily basis? What are all the ways you want to respond to your customer's/PM's abuse? Does your lead dev even know jackshit?

Where did all your quality rants go? Why do you all sound like second graders writing essays for school? Have some passion for your job, and hatred for the incompetence for others!

Now, go produce some quality rants! Funny ones too! Bonus points if it's angry-funny.

This is a proof that Microsoft and Linux are friends now.

Well...

Client: I love the site and will sign your contract today. I'll even give you a bonus since you got it done early. Can you put it up there this evening?

Me: I'm so glad that you liked it. I'll bring a condom with me all filled out and ready to go so we can push it up there.

Me: Contract. Damned phone

Client: please leave the condom at home

What's your worst autocorrect with a client?

After many hours of work I just finished my first real project in PHP. Now everywhere I look I see people bashing on PHP and praising Node.

echo 'fml';

Interviewer : Where do you live?
Me : /home

Fuck You blue car driver who is texting and just cut in front of me! I accidentally double tapped the wrong rant!

Mixing tabs with spaces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Linux ❤❤

Procrastinate until 1 day before deadline

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

Edit: It's not a porn site