USB Type A,

Fuck you

Meeting at 9:45

I arrive at 9:44

"You're late"

It's amazing how uncluttered you can make sites by just blocking elements from rendering.

Petition to change ++ and -- to upquack and downquack

Writing some C in the middle of the night for some random project idea I thought of while eating Pizza is the most fun I've had this year. :)
Feels good.

Yeeeeeeeee! My granddaughter yelled up to me, "Grandpa, I'm programming!" She was doing some kid code game thing. Ten years old. I can hope, can't I? 😁

You ever open some code that was committed a few years ago by an employee long gone and it's so shit you have to get up and go outside to take a deep breath of fresh air?

So true...

Sex is cool and all but have you ever fixed a bug one minute before your presentation?

It's damn right😂😂😂😂

Stop using anal as variable name for analysis 😅

Oh my god

me: *tries to find a file in system*
Ubuntu: No problem bud, here's a thing which you're looking for
macOS: Sure thing chief, here's your stuff.
Windows 10: Here's a random thing I found on the Internet which is totally irrelavent. By the way, I see you're using Chrome, would you like to start Microsoft Edge instead? 🙃

This is what happens when a backend dev puts 'Full stack developer' on LinkedIn profile!😂

cropped a random
meme

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Me 6 months ago: "This is fucking genius. Beauutiful. Look at that code. See how I did this? Wow, I love it. Fuck I'm good"

Me Now: " What. the. ffuck? Wtf is this? What was I thinking? Goddamn. "

*reduces 3 methods and 37 lines to 2 methods and 8 lines*

Well at least it shows I'm still learning.

"serverless" is a stupid name. There's always a server, just not yours. It's just as dumb as people thinking "cloud" means there's no computer. There's always a computer, just not yours.

Job application asked if I have experience with difficult customers and needing to repeat concepts in different ways.

How many people in the vast field of computers and technology HAVEN'T experienced this?

Dear dongle manufacturers, I love USB-C, I think everyone does; it is the bomb... But.... But but but, please stop charging so much extra for it, I can get a USB-A to Ethernet adaptor for $12 AUD but it's going to cost me at minimum $49 AUD for the same branded dongle, even has the same internal chips... Why... Just... Why!

✔️ Every time you build a to-do list app, a puppy 🐕 dies 😢

when you're frustrated.

Don’t drink and sudo.

Coding drunk | durnk | Drukn ;)

Don’t drink and code. Definitely don’t drink and commit. Absolutely don’t drink and push to master at 4:55 on a Friday.

Status code: 200
Content-Type: application/json
Body: {"error": true, "responseCode":400 }

Me the other night...

R: Random ass recruiter on LinkedIn
Me: me

R: Hey I was searching for X skill and your name popped up first. Would you like to work for our company? It's an urgent position with good pay and awesome latest tech

Me: I quit that very company 5 months ago, because the pay was low and the tech was from the 1990's.

R: :/

Me: :|

PS: I'm not 100% sure of this, but based off the tech stack, I'm pretty sure it was for the same fucking position I quit from.

Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."