Why in the name of the fuck do companies use the piece of shit software that is Slack?

Dumbest arrow key design ever.

oh no.

🤔 If developers were linguists...

Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian?

Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

Am I in danger now??

(Yes, another one of these)
Can someone please explain why android studio (including emulator, but still) plus a couple of firefox tabs and windows 10 occupy the ~8.7GB of RAM that are 74% of the 12 gigs I have? Especially since summing up the ram in use by applications according to task manager makes it look like only 3gb. Is Android Studio using some dark magic to conceal its RAM usage? What the hell!

Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

On point.....

// ???

Floydian, the time has come. You asked for it. Here it is.

What a legend!

They lack inventory management

Ebay app: Hey, look at this offer, you can save 30%!

Me: Urgh, alright, let me have a look
*Clicks notification*
*Offer seems alright, took me by surprise honestly*

*Scrolls down a bit*

Ebay app: ITEM DOESN'T SHIP TO YOUR LOCATION *evil laugh*

Fucking gets me every time

Just my shaved pussy in the middle of the work weekend.
(At this point I really hope I'm attaching the right image)

Holy crap! Android Studio is waaay too harsh to that poor LinearLayout.

Look what I got!

FL Studio rocks!

Yes.. yes... YES!!!
I've successfully become a certified Linux enganeer!!! Now I can also say "yeah mate I've fucked it up but look, I'm certified!!!" 😝

Full quality pic: http://nixmagic.com/pics/...

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

I tried to imagine how a Dev Genie could look. 😅

Irony is, the person who put this is on his seat is German 🙂 🇩🇪

Found this on Instagram 😂😂

Found on 2019's Stack Overflow Annual Developer Survey

Saw this one on twitter. lol

Just No.

Simple flowchart XD

Well, that’s one way to stop someone from harassing you online. But damn....

This is hilarious 😂😂

Start you day right at 0

Fucking awesome. The 'encryption backdoor law' in Australia went through!

Now, whenever served with such warrants, companies which are active in Australia will have to pay hefty fines if they don't give encrypted messages to law enforcement in readable form. No matter whether this means just decrypting it with the keys they have or pushing backdoors/inject code into the messaging apps/services in order to extract the contents.

Now let's see how much the big companies really care about their users! (I'd expect them to pull out of Australia but the chance that this'll happen is as tiny as about nothing)