I hate everybody who says JavaScript is the best language because of loose typing and its easy to learn, YES OF COURSE IT IS EASY!

ITS FUCKING JAVASCRIPT! IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY! AND THEN SOME ASSHOLE CAME ALONG, CREATED NODE AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!
NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO WROTE CODE FOR UX NOW THINK THEY KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON THE SERVERSIDE!!
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE THIS ANALTOY OF A LANGUAGE.
YOU THINK JAVASCRIPT IS THE BEST?! DO YOU REALLY??!!! OH YEAH!?!
WELL FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL, YOU ARE NOT A DEVELOPER IN MY EYES, GO HOME KIDDO, LEARN C OR ASM OR HOW A FUCKING COMPUTER ACTUALLY WORKS!!
AND THEN TELL ME AGAIN JAVASCRIPT IS A WELL DESIGNED AND PROPER LANGUAGE!!
I'M OUT!

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

My spouse is my project manager which is ironic since I normally seethe with anger when around project managers. It works though.

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

Best weather for coding :)

Is VIM really that bad? Or why does everybody want to know how to quit it?

Being on second line support, I don't feel I need to say much else as I'm sure many of you know my pain right noe

I prefer watching YouTube tutorials created by natural, cursing and burping developers to videos created by sterile people with fake smiles and awful jokes.

This is how non devs imagine our devs. They tend to think a huge change is this quick. Meanwhile back at the ranch it will take a while and a lot more concentration.

System engineer to Director: We can clone the machines for extra capacity.
Director in meeting later that day: It's ok, they can make clowns of the machines.

Fuck printers

A friend sent me this earlier today 😂

C vs Java

C# programming :D

The effin tech support guys be like 😂👇

Forgetting to reply to my gf when I code, I always return to 30+ texts, 12 missed calls, some Instagram and Facebook messages, an email and find my face on the back of a milk carton 😂

Learning regex is like finding a scalpel when thus far you've been trying to dissect a frog with a chainsaw.

Guessing endpoints. My favorite game.

buy it or... download it.

This is so ranted up 😂😂

Watching a user test your product for the first time...

Anybody else work dual screen and every once in a while thinks, you know what, I need a third screen!

When you're tired of googling your errors

Date a programmer. We break codes, not heart.

Delivered project this monday and gave the client one week where he can request changes free of charge. Changes made since monday: 43. This will be the last time I provide this service

Accidentally proposing to your colleagues when autocorrect corrects mariadb to married and you end up with:

"As long as we can get married on it, it's fine"

Instead of

"As long as we can get mariadb on it, it's fine"