When i open cmd and can't run a command because i am not admin.

Where are the BIG data guys ?

My new job will be finding new jobs for jobless devs... 😄

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks

Google's user data selling business is a MEAN bitch

I NEED A FUCKING STRESS BALL

Create wanna cry targeting only Linux users.😂😂. so that Linux users appreciate why some people prefer windows it's there choice let them be.

Thank you AMD for reminding me permanently to never buy any hardware from you again.

The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

The equivalent of "It's not a bug; it's a feature" in the music world.

When the trainee wants to improve your code.

So finally I am getting started with Android apps. Ubuntu make claims they install the whole Dev stack for you in one operation. Except you need another jdk. Then know how to tell Android Studio where to find it. Oh, and there's an issue with IBus. And some stuff with LibGL. And X.
<sigh>

Customer: I don't see why you cant just make me something like Facebook for $300 this is ridiculous

Me: ...

so true ...

Sooo, while having dinner I was watching this video which talked about automation and how it's inevitable that a lot of manual labor will be replaced by cheaper ai workforce, and how we are not prepared to handle it. Your thoughts on how something like this might affect our software industry?

https://youtu.be/7Pq-S557XQU

ohhh after replacing HP logo on my pc with devrant stickers now i want my stresss ball wooohhhh...

When you come back to your own code after days

C#: the only language where you have 0 based arrays and 1 based collections, just to mess with you... Damn you M$!
(spent hours trying to understand why collection[0] was raising an out of range exception...)

a bit late to the party but here goes my coffee mug. Always motivating me to the do the right thing.

One day I will pay for Sublime Text…

I always feel the people who post hate about Java are .Net Developers and then I like to think they are also the ones who complain about Windows just so I can have that moment of irony.

The Technological Revolution has changed everything...

Advice for a Startup

A long time ago I went to my first web developer interview intending to bluff my way in. A friend working there told me that they used (the infamous) Dreamweaver. So, in the interview, when they asked me what did I used to develop, with all the confidence I could gather I said: "Windriver".
Got the job 'cause the dude (interviewer) knew less than me.

better than admins..

finally received my swag / stress ball

arrived all the way to India

thank-you very much @dfox

Bae: come over
Me: can't, tests are failing
Bae: Flatmates aren't home
Me:

So I started using Git! So far, I've committed my .gitignore file, whatever that is... And I can't get anything else to commit....

I'm gonna commit....

This never happens with statically typed languages