The truth has been spoken...

What path did you take to become a back-end developer?

Idea Guy repellent:

Next time they tell you that they have a billion dollar idea and want you to build it, don't get angry.

Just point them to a code learning website and tell them if their idea is truly worth a billion dollar then they should spend the time learning the tech.

Then laugh as other idea guys come to them with ideas about their billion dollar apps while the rest of us are finally left alone.

Hahaha....... UGHH

Bank managers be like

I am on the fucking verge of throwing my coffee cup at a coworker.

I am sitting in an office with someone who has to vocalise everything that he thinks.

It started this morning, I was trying to solder the board on my headphones, because there was a cable that had come loose, and every fucking time that I start, some shithead phones, and then a few minutes later, he comes in and talks shit. Burnt myself.

Now I am trying to maintain some code, and every fucking time I start typing and getting into my code, the need to talk has to fucking arise. I have literally thrown the last 45 minutes out of the window because I cannot fucking concentrate. Nothing helps. Throwing a coffee cup will probably just inspire more to talk about.

Phenomenal, another motherfucker just came into my office and decided that it is decent to use the phone to phone his buddies.

Fuck this shit.

When a bug became feature!!

Get. This. Font.

You will ♥️ it.

https://github.com/tonsky/FiraCode

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Fuck you css

Am I alone? 😅😂😂

"Who the fuck wrote this garbage?"
colleague checks commit log
"..."
"Fuck, it was me"

Foo bar!!

I now start my to-do lists with
//TODO:

She: I uploaded it on FB.
Me: Why on Firebase?

Patch ASAP....

SPSS 101

Ok I'm starting to see the appeal of 4k monitors now.

A penny for your thoughts...

You know you've become a true developer when you see this and immediately think about Git forking.

Any SEO guy here?

That feeling..

Who says 16GB of RAM is enough ?

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

😂😂😋

We need to debug a HUGE legacy code project so...

Wyyyyy?

maybe gotos are good after all

sometimes when switching back to python from c++ i realize how python is pretty much pseudo code that went too far

disclaimer to prevent rant responses: i love python and have nothing against it

you should not have lied #anybutton