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I am on the fucking verge of throwing my coffee cup at a coworker.

I am sitting in an office with someone who has to vocalise everything that he thinks.

It started this morning, I was trying to solder the board on my headphones, because there was a cable that had come loose, and every fucking time that I start, some shithead phones, and then a few minutes later, he comes in and talks shit. Burnt myself.

Now I am trying to maintain some code, and every fucking time I start typing and getting into my code, the need to talk has to fucking arise. I have literally thrown the last 45 minutes out of the window because I cannot fucking concentrate. Nothing helps. Throwing a coffee cup will probably just inspire more to talk about.

Phenomenal, another motherfucker just came into my office and decided that it is decent to use the phone to phone his buddies.

Fuck this shit.

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  • 15
    Maybe you need one of these bad boys
  • 11
    When he is talking, go near a window and shout "Shut the Fuck Up", pretending you are saying it to someone outside, then come and sit and continue.
  • 9
    That moment when you think you're still scrolling for rants and suddenly you can't scroll anymore. Then you realize that you're in the comment section.
  • 0
    @qbalsdon had a laugh at this.
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    @d02d33pak

    Good idea. I'll make sure to do that next time. I'll work some more swear words into it too.
  • 0
    @g-m-f told them I'm busy, they just don't shut up.

    But I did walk out of the office. My external rage did not manifest.

    Took a walk outside, looked at a few birds. Came back in, and carried on.

    Have to just bite down and deal with shit.
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    @divil enjoy the time whilst you can.
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    @ragnarr023
    Don't forget to comment about it when you do so.
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    @d02d33pak

    Went home early that day, thought that I might just need to clear my mind from the shit that is the office place.

    Came back the next day and there were empty bottles inside my dustbin, and some motherfucker had spilt some sticky liquid on my desk.

    This is why I don't like sharing an office. This is why I don't like other people coming into my personal space in the office.

    I was tempted to place my scrotum upon said individual's desk, but that would not really solve anything.

    I'm the network admin here too, so I will exact my revenge slowly and surely.

    Going to request for a new office on Monday though, I need to concentrate - and this just disables me in my own personal space. No thanks for that.
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