After I caught COVID-19 my eyesight got really bad. Well, I just got back from the doctor and I need to wear glasses. What's the first thing I did?

[ ] Buy the glasses
[ X ] Put glasses on my devRant avatar

My sister's name is Soshal.
She doesn't like people.
My kids call her Auntie Soshal.

the year is 2050
- Linux is written in Rust and called Windows
- Python 2 market share increased by 2% since 2023
- The latest JS framework to finally solve everything just came out, and this time it’s the real deal. The exact same thing also happened in 2045, 2041, 2037, 2035, 2030 and 2026
- More than 60% of every CPU is hardware JS cores
- React became a separate language
- Sentient Copilot refused to write code in it
- Unit tests are illegal in three states
- Google had changed their motto from “Do The Right Thing” to “Do At Least Something”
- Chrome OS was rewritten in JS
- CSS is Turing-complete

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

      

Why was the computer cold? It left its windows Open.

Client: I need you to fix my website
Me: Okay, can you send me your existing website files for me to fix.
Client: here is the screenshot
Me: -_-

A sign written in Braille that says "Do Not Touch"

If Samsung, what song did Sam sing?

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much... It was a soft drink.

This office has gone [object Object] days without type coercion errors

"qwerty" its a very used password, how many ++'s can it get?

When she knows how to exit vim🥰🥰

I tried to post a comment to someone's post and without UI feedback I get the API response in the HTTP request: "Comment not valid". This isn't enough information for me to troubleshoot what is a valid comment.

* Calls themselves "Software Engineer"
* Doesn't know what a thread is.

I swear these coding boot camps are churning out code monkeys whose real skill is building shitty React apps.

I believe a CS degree is necessary if you want to work on something more than CRUD applications.

Nothing against devs without degrees, but at least make an effort because my head will explode next time I have to explain to someone what a thread is and why it's a very bad idea to run blocking code on the main thread.

You're dirtier than my submodule

JobRequirement : Fresher with 3 years of work ex

# Irony Fresher with work exp

hit "++" if you can realte :(

What in the actual fuck is this shit?

I don't know who this "you" guy is on all of these git blames, but he's a real asshole for writing all of these bugs.

Every time I come across the phrase "I beg your pardon", my mind reads it out to me in the voice of a lady, with a thick British accent. I don't know why.

Ever encountered merge conflicts because of spaces and indentations :-|

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

Is it relatable to you too? 😅🥲

My co-working space was too loud, so I created an app to shush them automatically
(that's the name)

It actually worked :-)

We have a new team member in our team. So I was giving her one to one KT. After KT

She: so are there new changes coming soon?

Me: Yes there will. Now you here I could really use a hand.

She: that's what he said

what is with this android wifi toggle.

sometimes it disconnects and as I'm watching for it to connect, nothing happens.

And just as I press toggle off, it shows connecting.

Frrrr.

New Ranger

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.

#define true false;

Yeh ! Money can’t buy happiness 🥲