Defragmentation

[via https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert...]

Okay, Go on.

WPA2 exploit has been patched

It would be really FUCKING great if NodeJS or mysql could give me a FUCKING shout or ERROR MESSAGE when one of the parameters I'm giving is not the RIGHT FUCKING DATA TYPE INSTEAD OF THROWING A RANDOM ERROR THAT DOESN'T INDICATE A WRONG MOTHERFUCKING DATA TYPE. Five FUCKING hours of debugging later.

Nothing ruins your Friday night more than realising it's only Thursday.

Dammit.

People who don't understand what I code or who don't even know what a freaking "code" is, telling me how to do my job!! Then my reaction will be like -

Meet the rubber duck I use for debugging.

He calls himself Pudge. And every time I make a mistake in my explanation, he butchers me ☺️.

Fuck fuck fuck
I wrote a super long rant and then devRant crashed. Everything is lost.

Uhh are you sure it's the correct Hub forum?

Programming when i'm alone and programming when someone fucking pass near by me.

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Real tech.And im back

It's spreading!

For those that can't tell what they're looking at, it's a vending machine with a paper BSOD.

Looks like I'm all official and shit! Thanks for the swag.

They recording what i'm typing ....aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Current view

I aspire to be this level of petty.

But I'd take it up a notch and buy several variations of the domain name.

!rant

I put programming on a long hold a few months ago, but after I browse the playstore and randomly get recommended this app and install it I re-discovered my love for programming. I've been so motivated like I was pretty much never. I learned C#. I've completed my projects that sat around for way to long.
I'd like to just THANK YOU guys. You are an amazing community.

Front end & back end

Chuck Norris does not rant... But his code does, indeed.

Git blame strikes again

Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

Excited to start learning some backend for the first time while building a side project! First experience setting up a dB, map tile server, api, geocoder, etc. to make something completely self-hosted! 😊

1 minute of Thread.sleep() for Tum, the best cat ever. Rest in peace, your memory will live on in my devrant avatar.

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

FUCKING FUCK JAVASCRIPT AND IT'S FUCKING 10000 DEVDEPENDENCIES.

LET ME FUCKING CODE AND WRITE TESTS AND NOT SPEND FUCKING ONE FUCKITY FUCK WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING MAKE MOCHA AND KARMA PLAY WITH FUCKING ES6 CODE YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT TECH.

I NO LONGER FUCKING KNOW WHICH PACKAGES I FUCKING NEED AND WHICH I FUCKING DON'T FUCKING DUMBFUCK FUCKWIT OPEN AND HACKABLE MY BROWN ASS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY STACK.

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

GG WP for the hours spent on this (source : https://twitter.com/animetbh/... )

True ;)

Your program isn't working. You just haven't found the test case to break it yet.