Other people when they read SO:
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Me when I read SO:
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For some reason, lots of people list that they have a "high attention to dental" on their resumes for a design position.

!rant

Of course you can call me at 9 o'clock on a saturday morning to fix your f****** login problem!
My private life is just a rumor!

I really appreciate that it's devRant, not dev_rant

yesterday i shut down my pc (win 10) and left. Got back after ~10 hours - " please don't turn off, windows are updating..."

Life would be much easier if i had the source code!

This app proves, geeks can be social but only with intellectuals like them

Yesterday I had to film something but I was too lazy to set up my LED pannel so I wrote a blank html page and opened it in fullscreen on my projector.

Time to move to New York!

Can interviewers PLEASE stop asking cliche and terrible questions??
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
Me: "Not with you guys obviously, you dumb piece of shit."
That's what I'd like to say to them at least... :/

Installed VS Code, have to say, i like it a lot. Even though it's a Microsoft product.

My new favorite editor.

"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime." - Michael Sinz

JS Developer :
var x = 2
x = "hello"

Java developer:
what the hell !!

Me: my computer is dead, are you using the iMac?

Sister: your computer is dead because of the coding! Even my friend agrees that coding causes viruses

New to programming.
Just learnt about git.

Git is awesome!!

Just spent 10 minutes debugging because
' “ " and ' " ' are different things.
*sigh

schrodinger's backup

I don't fucking understand this. Why the hell does every website has a autoplay video in their website?

I don't want to see your fucking video when I open your article, I am fucking trying to read something.

Got caught up fixing some styling today...