Uh-huh. C'mon Fedora! Fight trough it!

What does my dishwasher tablet remind you of?

These slack socks are nice, but devRant ones would be nicer

When the swedes get their own team...

It's not a bug - it's an alternative feature

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

When your girlfriend calls you a nerd for getting excited after earning free laptop stickers

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not a bad view. @ a conference presenting a scientific paper.

New avatar items! (checkered shirts, skull tee, dual monitors, new facial hair, and more!)

When boss tries to look smart and gives you advice about the project you wrote:

Watching normal people use a computer is incredibly painful.
* slow typing
* slow mouse movements
* mouse is used for everything
* instead of hitting the back button, they'll load up a website and go through 6 pages again.
* no shortcuts!

Someone lost their tabs today (Windows crashed), so I said "press ctrl + shift + T". They were so amazed that keys could do something so advanced.
Dhcosncowhtoehwurt hrnxkxxhry he.

Honestly, if people learned how to use keyboards to their full potential, they could shave off 1-2 hours of their normal work PER DAY!

Le me having a chit chat with a student after sharing about programming in my former high school..

Student: "I learnt Java the other day, and I don't really like it"

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Because we can import existing packages on the community to do almost anything"

Me: "And? How is that bad for you?"

Student: "It's not very challenging, isn't it? I want to build everything in my program with my own code!"

Me: [silence]

Me: "Listen here, you little shit..."

Web apps running on a gazillion of frameworks running all together

Future eligibility criteria for Dev jobs.
5 years of experience ranting on devRant.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Holy crap, My first app has just been approved on the apple app store!!!

Today I slept for more than 7h. And I'm fucking proud of it.
Hell yeah!

shit happens

Happy New Years, everyone!

Here's some lame humour for y'all. ☺

Programmer boyfriend: you should come back to programming

Me: why?

PBF: then we can work together

Me:

Programmer boyfriend: *explaining his work and code and how things work*

PBF: does that make sense?

Me: of course

Narrator: it did not make sense

Beer.🍺

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders?
1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer 😂

Every hobby project I work on.

Too real!!!

Found a global constant in my project.

KEY_TITLE = 'tit'

I get "bullied" for not drinking coffee!
Any other tea drinkers here???

Day 256.

I've tried everything. Going on airplane mode, uninstalling everything but the essentials, blocking all other links on my internet except what I need. I got distracted by the undo feature from my IDE instead. FML.

fucking captcha 😒😂