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What's your favorite style of indentation and why is it tabs?

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

My first post! Here's an image for you.

Hey everyone - please help get devRant on stage at the TNW Momentum Conference that we will have a booth at!

We need your votes which you can place here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote/...

If you're going to be at the conference, please stop by as we'd like to meet any devRant community members that are there :)

Thank you and please let me know if you have any questions. We appreciate the help!

Edit: if you want to track our competition/where we stand, the leaderboard is here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote

The worst thing of being a dev nowadays is feeling useless when you lack internet access...

Perks of being an introvert:
Has been hesitant of sending a mail requesting stickers till now because I was afraid to be judged...-_-

I try to be nice... 🙁

I see Jarvis is going to be alive soon.

What is your favourite CMS???

Please don't say it's WordPress..

Where do you guys live? 😬

I live in Denmark 🇩🇰

Are you interested in a devRant hackathon? If so, please let me know what you'd like to see us do/what you would want to get out of it. There's lots of directions we could go, but I want to get as much feedback as we can from the community to try to figure out what would be the most fun and inclusive. Thanks!

I just love it when my coworkers talk (troll) about Google Ultron like it's the answer for everything in front of a new dev and he's getting more and more confused thinking "what's this awesome Google product I've never heard about"

And we just know that within the next 30 minutes he will have tears in his eyes of laughing after reading the story and probably also has it 'installed' (like some other devs) on his desktop (http://imgur.com/gallery/W9Pnh)

Have a good chuckle if you haven't read it before:
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f
http://imgur.com/a/AOz0d

Don't forget to download your adobe reader guys.

How much coffee do you consume in a day? I'm somewhere between 3-5 cups

What the literal fuck? This is an ad targeting devs. They don't even know what a fucking programming language is.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

What a lot of people don't get..

Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

Hey! I just joined and am currently learning python. My boyfriend @macleod is obsessed with this place and said i should join so hi!

What's your favorite command line text editor and why is it Vim?

I worked at a company that was recently acquired by another one based in Poland. On my last day at work, the CEO flew out from Kraków to meet all of us personally and treated us to dinner. Soon after, we were all inducted into their hiring process, and now I'm currently waiting for my first project at the new company 😊 brilliant guy, can't wait to know him and the team better!

When a Linux user sees windows users complaining about their OS.

GOT THE JOB

My sons homework:
Matt received 5 apples. He had eaten 3.
Question: how many apples left for him?
My son said 2.
NO! We don't know how many apples he has before. Remember to asaign 0 to variable!

It's been a while, but slowly adding more and more stuff ;)
http://imgur.com/gallery/85LU4

ok, sorry :(

Boss: Have you finished that feature?
Me: Almost there, i'm refactoring some classes...
Boss: What? Refactor? But thisnis a new feature, it does not need refactor! We don't have time for this!
Me: 😵🔫

This is what happen when you care about code quality.

I think I figured out why so many companies jumped on board the Agile approach. Companies heard Productivity Bonus and Put Stuff into a List Of Things to Do, and left out all the rest of their responsibilities. One of my past companies was like "We're going to take an Agile approach to everything! Except, we're not going to shield developers from everyone who has stuff in the backlog, and we're going to have other meetings during the day on top of the scrum meetings to check on your progress, and we're going to measure points in time instead of complexity".

I feel like the creators of the Agile Manifesto would be really upset at all of the poorly implemented processes. Because all of us developers are pretty upset.

– What are React, Angular and Ember?
– Tools to simplify the building of Todo-lists.

Laptop || Desktop?
I prefer laptop myself.

Hit like if you think devRant should add a chatting feature

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint