@int32 And banger it is.

We have a thing at work where every Friday we spina wheel and winner has to pick a song of the week. The temptation is always there

Go watch The Man In The High Castle

I'm pretty sure that's a mostly accurate depiction of how it would've turned out

@2Fdev2Ftcsh it'd still a newish job so...

No daughter of mine will be getting gil implants so she can marry a goddamn amphibian

@Lensflare I also like to ask them what it was like growing up in black and white

Frequently joke with my parents about how when they were young, everything was made out of lead and the lead had asbestos in it

I always thought (but never did it) that it would be a fine project to make a LinkedIn clone called LinkedOut for connecting with your corporate enemies.

I mean it's not like it could be any more of a pretentious cesspool than LinkedIn

I frequently (read: basically always) have to fight with my brain for 7 hours so it'll let me do 1 hour of work

@retoor I swear just make up new terminology all the time

The penguins must just suck it up and accept their tariffs

That's still a lot. I get like 2 most days if I'm honest

@kiki that can't be right. I was 5 when that movie came out and I'm 23 now so...

Groot poes

I've found AI tends to be an expert on things I know nothing about but frequently gets wrong with stuff I'm well versed on

@retoor big depends

Sounds interesting as fuck

Unfortunately my first thought here is "What politician hasn't?"

@antigermgerm it does but that doesn't mean it's dead

Then there's me who is the complete opposite. (Maybe I'm just lazy) I'm like okay but do we actually need an interface for this?

@kiki Dyson Ball Sucker has a very deceptive name

Mhm

@retoor I guess that's more pleasant. Unless there's thorns

@retoor writing shit while taking a shit

@retoor no and I think that might be the problem

Eish. Good luck. That's quite a wide skillet so hopefully that speeds up the process for you

It can be very rough out there. I've had a couple bouts of unemployment and two of them were almost a year each.

Don't have any real advice, you kinda have to just keep at it. Maybe buy a cheap domain and set up a portfolio website. Also these days a lot of places use AI to filter CVs so maybe try find out what all the right keywords are

I've always found the less safe (and often more pointless) a piece of software is, the more fun it was to make

@Demolishun lol that's just where the paint wore though. I just missed the email from the body corp that they're replacing the outside tiles and doing waterproofing

@sadProgrammer I mean there must be somewhere but so far as I know there isn't. Also she's super paranoid about the idea being stolen. Doesn't even want the site up for live testing

Okay but how much worse does my code be for this to become the case?

Companies don't care. They'll let you leave and then blame the next guy for not understanding the slop you left behind