16 GB RAM and my IntelliJ can't handle a gradle refresh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When you debugging like no other.

No, "committing to repository" is not the correct interpretation of "the commit messages should tell what it does, not did"

--
Always be precise, watch your wordings.

We are using this book for a subject
"Open Source Technologies"
No wonder how my classmates are gonna learn Android programming from this book.
I'm grateful to myself that I learned it online.

Me - If only there where more people like this in the world, surely world Peace would be achieved.

Friend - maybe, but don't call me sherley.

I was writing simple neural net program which checks if given passenger would survive the Titanic accident and Chuck Norris indeed would survive :D

Yesterday night I worked 2 hours on a side project.

This is the first time in 4 months this happens.

Feels so much better man

I really am grateful to be a software engineer.

Being a software engineer here in my country really is wonderful. We're very short on software engineering and IT professionals, so we could quite easily make 2 to 4, even 5 times average salary, and most of us don't even have to worry about getting fired because we can quite easily get a new job in a matter of weeks.

I'm really, really grateful. And I intend to give back to the community by enabling those without access to formal education in IT to learn a bit about software engineering by sharing my knowledge freely in my blog. I hope I can keep consistent in this. Wish me luck!

Dear Thread please show some respect!

I realized today how much of a nerd I am

I think im sick. Not because my whole body hurts, my nose is running and i cant even move, but because i just had the idea that i should unit test my personal project.

On the train's public WiFi while traveling and want to use a VPN connection to one of my own VPN servers.

I'm now just realizing that the openvpn port is probably not an allowed one on this network and I set the port to the default openvpn one 😥

Fuck me sideways right now.

Every user who's Smartphone is neither one year old nor will be getting Version Upgrade

Proprietary video format. Native iOS app. Ok.

Using swift to decode and render. Ok.
Kills battery and is actually too slow on older devices. Ok..

Diving into armv7 neon assembly, it puts the "ok" in "pleasure".. Ok.....

Getting it to work. Fast frames. Yes. Ok!
Battery still stressed..ok.
Just need to get rid of the brown tint.. ok.

The tint became a brand mark. iPhone gone. Ok! Hours later, received email.

Vendor upgraded to serve h264 over http.
"Kill yourself with fire, ok?"

What do you call a spider in the jungle?... Amazon Web Services.

If I had a dime for every single time a developer has been asked to fix a printer I’d have enough to afford the 3D version.

My computer science teacher won't stop developing on the production server 😭 he switches the branch on the production machine to dev all the time and merges broken code into master. Kill me

I've tried to double tap a Stack Overflow post...

@trogus
Did anyone noticed the tiger's eyes.......

Scary as f***

This is a real project.

Looks like Linux now has pretty good Office 365 support (at least unofficially)

"Running the sample code is easy! Just git clone, make sure python, lua, gcc, docker and cuda are installed, and run ./install.sh. Easy!"

Me: Light 6 candles, sprinkle some thyme water with unicorn tears over my keyboard, start chanting an unholy hymn... shit... some compiler error from a library I've never heard of before.

Why can't these "interesting samples" come with easy pre-compiled binaries...

Alas... Bitcoin...

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

https://linu.xxx

I finally own that domain name!

Any ideas on what to do with it?

Windows : Takes time to start

Linux : Takes time to shutdown ?

What a nice trip to Italy. So tempting to ask someone who was so active

Girl: I want to be your girlfriend. Would you let me?
Boy: No
Girl: Why?
Boy: const, not let

Code comments be like....

No doubt 😂