"Bruce Schneier never keeps the private key; he computes it when he needs it."

I just knew about https://www.schneierfacts.com/. Here is my first attempt. Hope it works.

"You must have heard of JavaScript, Node.js and jQuery. Could you write them down on the whiteboard?"

Possible answers you'll see:
Javascript, nodejs and Jquery

Sick leave mail...

Hi team,

I don't feel good and gotta take a sick leave today to see a docker.

Best,
Tammy

A riddle but a rant.

Q: Which JavaScript keyword could best represent human?

A: `` switch ``

Because in general, human needs `` break ``.

Sorry, I'll leave for this bad riddle now...

VP: We need to build a new platform for flexibility!

Architect: Let's do micro services!

One year later...

Now we have "micro services" in Elixir, Go, Node.js and PHP.

Not to mention our prehistorical products in Erlang and PHP...

Programmer: We really have to refactor the codebase!

Director: That's not important. Do you think our customer would care what it looks like under the hood if we are selling cars?

One year after...

VP: We need to build a new platform for flexibility!

Director: Let's rewrite!