"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." - Bill Gates

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

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I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Had this PM who would call me while intoxicated mid afternoon. He would come up with these random ideas, and request them be implemented into the web app we were building for him. One time he called me saying "I have an idea for a page, but so far just the page's title. I'll call you back and tell you what to put on it."

Exception handling.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

My new keyboard. Never forget the semi colon again.

function brexit(){
drop(EU);
drop(Chancellor.Cameron);
drop(stocks);
}

This is so true.

About Brexit.

Beginner: I wrote 1,000 lines of code!
Intermediate: I deleted 1,000 lines of code!
Expert: I prevented code from being written!