function brexit(){
drop(EU);
drop(Chancellor.Cameron);
drop(stocks);
}

Should have added a loop with Money.Pound--

I think you forgot to call cross (fingers); at the end there... :P

Vote(leave)
Google("What is the EU")
Google("Is the UK in the EU?")
Google("what will leaving the EU mean for UK?")
Google("How to change vote in EU after voting has ended?")
Google("How to move to another country?")

include Brexit;
include UKIP.bullshit.*;
Brexit.fuckUK(true);
UK.invoke(50); // Leave EU
Scotland.gainIndependence(true).request(EU.membership);
NorthernIreland.merge(RepublicOfIreland);
EnglandAndWales = UK.remains();
UK = null;