This is how 1 Gbit/s internet looks like here in Russia. It’s amazingly stable and it costs $4/mo

In case of fire,
* Run away and stay out
* Use the fire extinguisher
* Build your project in Xcode

:))

LOL (Lots of Love) to CG (Chaudhary Group) of Nepal.

They're providing new ISP service 120mbps (double the speed of existing competitors) on half the price of current competitor's 60mbps package.

This is unheard of.

for context:
competitors : 60mbps -> $20/month
New CG net: 120mbps-> $9/month

Startup Noobies these days🙃🙃🙃🙃

The moment when your junior is a wizard....

Stackoverflow mods be like

Same felling 😏

When it's 3am and windows decides to switch to light theme.

junior programmer look at programming memes:

these are all just memes right right ?!

senior programmer :

To all ya guys who stuck with terrible boss/manager/project/coworkers.

My better half saying: "dinner is ready"

DELETE FROM Invoices;

I am on test, right? OH SH!T

had a recent backup tho and no data were lost.

Happened once and never again. I was still pretty much junior in a senior position to be fair 😅

The network starts slowing down, transactions start to fail across the 450+ stores, the website starts to spit 500 errors what is going on?

Queue a frantic running around the office working out what was going wrong... Calls from all 3 data centres, nothing is going in or out of the network.

Notice the network admin come back to his desk, his eyebrows raise and he looks left and right before unplugging his laptop ethernet from one of the server access points

The network rushes back to life, everything is fine.

That particular network mapping tool is now banned for use on production.

Well, isn't that wonderful?

My boss ask me to work from 5pm to 11pm at a Sunday. He said I can take a half day off tomorrow from 9am to 12pm :)

This week's the 256th!
Congrats devrant!
And keep it coming =D
Cheers to all

Why do most programmers use dark theme instead of light theme?

Because light attracts bug.

source: comment section of https://youtu.be/31HfP81oWDI

me: import express from 'express';

my IDE: quick fix: remove import express from 'express'; ('express' is declared but its value is never read.)

me: // you don't say, as I only just started typing!

So the Marketing department want me single handed recreate an app exactly like Alipay in 2 days? WTF? I told him that this is impossible ... he told me to "Use Template." He said he can even use wordpress to do it .

The problem is they need android app and ios , (nnon-webview)

Companies really need to re-evaluate what they ask as security questions.

If I know your name and your approximate date of birth (to the month) then, here in the UK at least, I have a very good chance of being able to find out your parents names, your mother's maiden name, your address, your parents address (i.e. probably where you grew up and what school you went to), your parents ages, when they got married, etc. - and all from publicly available info, not illegal crap you find on Tor or social media stalking.

This isn't hard to find if you know where to look - the problem is that people think that it's all private, and behave as such - and companies encourage it. The typical "internet safety courses" don't even touch on it, and even more tech savvy people I know often don't have a clue this is possible.

Wow, as if I would have been totally lost if it wasn’t for this “lifesaving” comment

Nothing that is supposed to go live on Monday ever goes live on Monday.

I love love love those apps and websites that allow easy deletion of accounts.

I got out of bed so fast because I wanted to do something on my computer. Now, I'm sitting here trying to remember what it was!

Ridiculous :D

what the .....

you kidding me .

guys what is this ?

April Fool's prank on StackOverflow

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2021)
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Hey everyone,

@trogus and I are happy to make an exciting announcement. With the rapidly increasing success of NFTs, we've decided the devRant community shouldn't miss out on this compelling new paradigm for user-generated content. So, we will soon be offering all rants as NFTs at auction.

To kick things off, we're going to first be offering the first ever rant posted to devRant (https://devrant.com/rants/489/...) at auction for a starting price equivelent to $100,000 USD. We think this is a fair starting price for such a significant piece of devRant history, and we anticipate the final sale price to be significantly higher.

We look forward to hearing everyone's thoughts on this new direction for the devRant community, and we can't wait to see the Rant NFT market take off!

Sincerely,
@dfox & @trogus

Someone bought a domain just for this? He must be rich!

The default value... 😂😂😂