Same lol

"Say my name...."

God I'm immature.

Like someone else already mentioned here, remember that interview goes both ways: youre there to gauge wether workplace suits you or no. Always ask to meet teamleads/project leads or potential colleagues before accepting the job and try talking with them.

I applied to 3 jobs and in all of them managers did put a brave face and told me lots of bs just to get me accept the job. Managers live in their own world, sometimes they dont even know what you will be working on.

Once I accepted a job and got stuck with a perfectionist teamlead for 8 months which could have been avoided given I had the chance to catch the bad vibes during the interview.

Another time I accepted a job and had to work with a backend guy for one year and his accent was so thick+stuttering that I had trouble in understanding anything he says. Every conversation felt like trivia contest. I wish I had knew that stuff before accepting the job

IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

'nuff said

When someone says document your code

My work setup. MOAR SCREENS

McDonald's starts it's arrays at zero.

errors well done!

Someone in Berlin is really into Github's contributions visualization... It even uses it as bathroom decoration 😂

Got any experience using Windows?

Me: yesh

(Sorry for ugly photo)

God of War comes out tomorrow.

Video Games are my passion, it's the reason I want to learn more about computers and technology. And each new major game title sparks new motivation.

What helps yall invigorated to improve?

1. Work on a side project with friends
2. Make some friends
3. Get better at forward planning

Always fascinated by how blind people use smartphones, computers etc. but this is a first that I actually saw a talk about a blind developer, really worth the watch.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch/...

This kind of top answers bring back into question all my certainties about computer science

Tanking World of Warcraft raids. I had severe depression and low self worth. I played the game all the time to cope. I decided to get good at tanking because I heard it was a challenge. I ended up getting fairly decent, started tanking raids and people would ask me on more and more raids saying I was a great tank.

This gave my self confidence a boost and I figured if I could do that (which everyone said was hard) I could get good at coding (which everyone also said was hard.)

Stopped playing wow, started coding all the time. Today I earn very, very decent money as a software dev. (and I don't have depression anymore)

Thanks World of Warcraft.

Nostalgia level: ∞

Ever tried "CodeGolf" on StackExchange?
https://codegolf.stackexchange.com

I did it for a while and had some fun.
Until it became the usual dick-measuring contest that is StackExchange.

"Have you tried...?"
Bitch did I ask for your help?

The final straw for me was when it became obvious that people were checking to make sure I hadn't lied about my character count. Then someone downvoted my answer after I misinterpreted the question.
That was it for me, fuck y'all.
This C# Christmas Tree was my highest voted answer, approx 1 year ago. (Hope the gif works.)

A client called

Client: Hello Mr. Can you come to our office today?

Me: Yes sure

In fews hours I was there

Client: Check this email we are getting every day

It was email from spammers who asking to redesigning their website because it was not responsive

Me: 🧐Thinking ‘valid point !’

Me: So what you need me to do for you then?

Client: We need you to redesign the site

Lol - thanks spammers for bringing in new client

My little dev is on his way 😂😍

Heroku allows you to deploy your webapp from Dropbox...

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE!

So I just graduated college last month. I had been in this internship for about three months. In the last month I lead a team that developed and integrated a chat application into a Booking Website for enterprises. (They handle bulk bookings for seminars, travel, etc. flights, hotels, local transport, etc).

Anyways I’ve always wondered when I can consider myself a “real programmer.” This is my first completed project and I am very proud of it!

Also I got a job with the Hotel company to maintain among other things 😀

I’m a software Developer! (Erm, or programmer?)

Dreams do come true! 😀

What the phuq did I do?

Embrace the notch!

*Sorry, the password must have only 8 characters and must include a letter, number and a special character*

Fuck you!

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

when you google your thoughts even if you don't expect to find any result, but surprisingly you discover that you're not alone :')

Nice error page Telegram 😁

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