If I keep ignoring issues they'll eventually overflow and I'll have a negative amount of bugs, right?

progress bar is a lie!!!

College

Literally just taught my girlfriend how to ctrl+c and ctrl+v

The 5 phases of software development

When you fire a sysadmin... think twice.

Stop fooling yourself by thinking that the hurry & pressure will eventually go away if you work overtime & stretch yourself to heroics weekly. They won't, and they never will (and even shouldn't). Focus on building sustainable habits that propel you towards your goals day by day, and don't give up until you're where you want to be. Period.

Q: How many management consultants does it take to finish a project specification?
A: Infinite. And this is not even funny.

TV hurts your eyes

Hahaha.!

Yes, I sit right next to the boss. No, I don't know where he is or when he will be back. I'm a Dev like you, not his secretary

How modern software development works

Just solved this riddle hidden in my friend's agency homepage. www.webfactory.ie. I am not looking for a job myself, but the riddle was fun anyways (despite short).

CSS is evil!

Get your butt off of devRant and do some coding.

I am really stressed out. I am an unpaid intern. I need the stress ball. Can I get 300+1's ?

For those of you who have never used version control and would like a taste of what github is and what it does.
Here's a wonderful tutorial that I utilized that helped me on the way to git greatness

https://try.github.io

Me. Every. Damn. Time

I feel most of us can sympathize with this guy.

Some do drugs, others drink, some others smoke. I debug code.

Everybody die their own way.

Under promise over deliver

My coffee to water ratio in a cup is starting to be 1/2. I'm worried in the future I will be eating coffee not drink it anymore 😂

One of my support tickets today:
Hi IT, i can't install Pokemon Go on my phone

Time taken to modify the code : 10 minutes

Time taken searching the code to understand where to put the modification : 1/2 day

Viva VB6!

No wonder my installer doesn't work...

Who's taken on low paid work for hopes of bigger higher paying jobs... This guy

My project manager sent this to me today.

2b || !2b

managers

I swear it's been over a year since I've used a optical drive on a computer.

Hell my personal rig has no optical drive.

Disc is dead!!!!