I’m gonna make this profile picture on my Viber and WhatsApp.

😂😂😂

I found a python virus online a while ago that just corrupts your .py files, so I wanted to do something similar and after writing it I ran it on my pc, it corrupted all of my .py files.

What I imagine when reading this error message

My favorite compiler programming joke.

The view from the office is breathtaking!

Started learning C++, coming from Python.

Just spent ~25 minutes searching for a problem - My code wasn't working like I expected.

Problem: Didn't compiled the program, kept running old code, didn't noticed

To all the people giving advice in my previous rant (https://devrant.com/rants/1627035/...), thanks!

I've spent a weekend running high and naked through the forest, and decided to quit my job.

Fuck PHP. Fuck Laravel. Fuck hipster startup companies. Rasmus Lerdorf, Taylor Otwell and my CEO can all go suck each other's cocks in a sloppy mess of saliva, cum and type errors.

I'm so sick of spinach smoothies and weakly typed languages. All active record ORMs are retarded, VueJS is worse than JQuery, Fatal error: Call to a member function iHatePHP() on null. WHY DOES PHP EVEN HAVE METAPROGAMMING METHODS, WHY THE FUCK DOES LARAVEL CHOOSE EASY OVER SAFE.

I'm going to use my heavily abused Macbook to surf out of this mess, on a collapsing wave of unresolved bugs.

On to the next PHP/Laravel job at a hipster startup!

Arrays start at 0

Source: reddit

Me: "What a heavy reading, uh Billie?"
Billie: "meow, grrrr"

Chickens migrating to debian
(Yet another debian thingy)

When you have to wait int32.MaxValue for your train

Except for vim...

Got semi drunk and thought "Now would be a good time to implement this feature"
*Codes for 2 hours straight without compiling once*
"Done. Good night"

The next morning:
Gets up and tries out feature
*Fixes 2 syntax errors/typos*
*Tries again*
*Feature works*

*client calls in*

Me: good morning, how can I help you?
Client: my ip is blocked, could you unblock it for me?
Me: certainly! What's your ip address? Then I'll have a look.
Client: I'm not giving you my ip?! That's too privacy sensitive.
Me: 😶
Me: 😶
Me: 😶
Me: sir, I'm very keen on my privacy myself but without that information I can't do much for you 😬
Client: ah so you're refusing to help me?
Me: not like that, it's just very hard to lift an ip block for me when I don't know the ip address.
Client: you just don't want to help, fine.

*click*

😶

From r/ProgrammerHumor
But true in the legacy codebase I’m working on...

😂😂😂

idk why people keep saying Chrome hogs up all the memory
i have 16gb of RAM and it just takes 14gb

This one 😂😂😂😂

Thanks I guess?

What is ssh without custom greeting

The serverless wave

relatable

Average devranter walking into the office:

Google removed support for an api and made it paid.

Hold_on.jpg, i used this a while ago

Boots up android studio, the api key is there

Tries service with old api key

Works

:^)

Behind-the-scenes of basically every commit titled "added exception handling"

every coding tutorial ever :p
taken from https://twitter.com/ossia/status/...

OMFG! I just fell over laughing 😁🤯

Taking a screenshot in 1983

I guess the devs at rdocumentation need to work on how they "analyze data" 🤣