Fuck off you disturbed snowflakes with your SJW bullshit.

I get it, words cause damage, but words taken out of context for emotional self pity is on you.

Ok I expressed my feelings on the matter, see you next year for the next round!

Being Generous

Programmer move

Wow I haven’t been on here in a while.... 😅
Either way I saw this and I hope it’s not a repost.

😝😂😝😂

Hopefully not a repost 😂

That moment when you ask your friend if he/she has plugged it in and they say yes and your answer is ”send a picture” and they respond with this....

Unreal engine going mr.savage

”Asking for a friend” lol

Note to self: avoid eyeglasses when pixelated.

I found this pretty funny

Whats your weirdest bug/issue in your code? Which you couldnt figure out why, but it was something simple and you was Like ”oh how could i miss that...” etc.

I need to have some fun in my life right now haha.

Late night thought :

Google is a search engine company having with an operating system(Android) as a side product.

Microsoft is an operating system company having a search engine (bing) as a side product.

My crush loves me 😎

still got a lotta work to do NASA :-D

And the story continues....

typical monday morning at the office

When you're really stuck on a problem amd rubber duck is of no use..

The supper effective silver terminatior duck with diamond is here to help!!

If you have to program in JavaScript, don't forget to drink water. Excessive crying could dehydrates your body very quickly.

Seriously??

Creating random data is so easy....

Just found that some of the movies published in the late 2000's are actually published at perfect resolutions to completely fill ultrawide displays (1920x800 renders perfectly on a 2560x1080). At least those ultrawides are good for watching some video content without black bars 😄

Good point

My code works in first run , but why ? -_-

Lmao, maybe we should call it c++++

That's exactly me :(

Soo true!!

A guide to estimations.

1) don’t give an immediate answer. The first “timeframe” you give will be held against you and will result in overtime and working weekends.

2) think of a relevant piece of work and the time that took.

2.1) if it’s something you haven’t done before, add some adequate research time.

3) allow half a day of testing for every day of development.

4) add a day as buffer - this is good for on the fly bug fixes

5) calculate time

6) now give an educated estimate.

7) this should take you 5 seconds to get through mentally.

8) if scope creep occurs: goto:1

Best pickup line ever

Lol....

When I've been coding for 14 hours straight and someone asks me "When's the last time you ate?"