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Guys it have been a close call, but I would like to nominate @Tounai and @12bitfloat to be the retards of the day. Vote between the finalist by sending their name by SMS to 55544. 5USD / 5EUR per SMS.7
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So apparently I own land in dubai. Like three separate mortgages based on the email I received.
Your request (Mortgage Registration)
with request number xxxxx / 2024
has been completed
and you can print your issued certificate from this [link]
I've stripped out the numbers and link.
After confirming it was safe I followed through on a old spare cellphone, and yep, I own three mortgages for properties in dubai.
Except obviously I don't.
Someone used my name, an american, to register mortgages in dubai. *Nice* properties according to the pictures.
What started out as a scam email, or what looked like a scam email, went to an actual government of dubai website, with real mortgage registrations.
How in the fuck does that happen?
The only thing I can think of is someone committed identity fraud, and/or an alphabet agency went through the list of known political dissidents, set up a bullshit mortgage in a questionable territory, and are now using that as a pretext to monitor 'extremists with foreign ties.'
All that for some guy on the west coast that hasn't attended a political rally in his entire life.
Must have been that sign I held at sixteen years old by the side of the road that said "bush lied us into a war, and people died."
or maybe it was that time I told a really enthusiastic obama supporting police officer that it amazed me obama had time to win the nobel peace prize what with all the bombings he carried out against foreign civilians.12 -
yesterday i was jogging on the street. 3 random whores (women) were walking towards me, side by side, took the entire fucking pavement, not giving a fuck to move over so i can fucking pass. i am NOT going to step aside so some WHORES could walk. im on a fucking mission. im jogging doing cardio. fuck YOU. so i didnt move a fucking inch. i jogged and they walked. as we intersected i SLAMMED a fucking whore with my shoulder, to her shoulder, 3rd newtons law, we hit each other because the fucking WHORE does not have brain cells to figure out she NEEDS TO MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AS A MAN. FUCK OFF. then they turned around and looked at me as if its MY fault. NO, you FUCKING WHORE. it is YOUR fault. FUCK these fucking today's women all of them are FUCKING brainless and whores who got nothing to offer but a piece of used pussy (except @jestdotty she cool and not a whore)11
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Our PM wanted us to do a massive refactor of our Codebase. He gave it 1 Story Point ( or in his words :"Small T-Shirt size") since it was just a refactor, what could Go wrong ?
Answer: Everything . WE needed 2 Months to get Everything up to standart (how he saw it) and 2 of the programmers just quit because they were getting yelled at for Not refactoring fast enough9 -
Today was not my sharpest day but managed to sit eight hours on this chair with a laptop on my arm leaning. It's very comfortable.
I made a regex interpreter. Three versions, the first one was nicely programmed and functional but found out that it was 16 times slower than the clib one (at least!). Then i found out how extremely fast the clib one was and found out that the compiling to bytecode what they do is extremely effective. So, i've wrote my one bytecode compiler that is faster than theirs. So, the second version was born. After abusing that thing to find out what kinda speeds i could get out of it, it became very unmaintainable, beyond resque. So i made third version, this one is very performant. It supports [abc]{3} (three times dupplicating group) for example. It supports 0-9 and a-z that converts to 'd' and 'a' (shorter for speed). It converts [a0-9a-z]]{3} to [lada][lada][lada]. The bytecode is not smaller many times than source, but not having to think, suits the interpreter very well. It's blazing fast.
I wish I could smth like this for a living. Develop a language for a living or socket servers. Tired of python (great language, but boring).
Thanks for listening to my tedtalk6 -
We live in the world where “At least I’m not a pedophile” is a genuine PR strategy. If you’re kinda famous, all you have to do is clear the lowest bar imaginable.3
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Seing Jest accuse someone of mainsplaining while being probably the biggest "womansplainer" on the platform is the funniest shit ever.10
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!dev related
Siiiigh,
With how smart programmers usually are it's really surprising to me that there's still a bunch of racism, sadly even here on devRant every now and then...
Is a not being racist that much to ask for?9 -
You know, having covid [ie self-isolation] has its plus side. I am now getting a lot more alone-time!2
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Is it only me that thinks inertia js with Laravel just seems bloated and not necessary? Am I missing some thin Laravel and Vue seems more simple than Laravel, Vue, and inertiaJS.2
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Windows XP was just right. A perfect balance of performance and functionality.
Everything less complex feels too impractical, everything more complex feels too uncontrollable.
When using XP, I was confident I could get the job done, yet I knew what every process in the task manager did. It’s not the case with 7, let alone 10/11. I don’t know what happens under the hood there at all. Maybe custom Linux distros qualify too, but they’re unapproachable by laypeople. You have to be a geek to use them effectively.
Windows XP struck just the right balance between functionality, simplicity and compatibility. Too bad the era is gone in favor of opaque surveillance.8