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They started measuring deleted and added lines of code as a metric for productivity at my company. I have heard it's been done in other companies among friends... WHO THE FUCK IS PUSHING FOR THIS!?
Like WHY EVEN DO THAT USELESS SHIT???

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  • 7
    Delete the whole system and ask for a promotion
  • 4
    @TeachMeCode GOSH THANKS!
  • 6
    Just toss in a few jQuery versions, maybe React, etc.

    Offload some features to a library and include it in /vendor. Each new feature requires a version bump and therefore replacing all of the files. Huge +/- farm right there.
  • 5
    DO YOU WORK IN THE 80s?

    This is why people do this:

    let a = 1

    let b = 2

    let c = a * b

    let d = c + 2

    return d
  • 5
    Only idiots who haven’t written a single line of code in their entire life can come up with such nonsense.
  • 1
    This is a blessing, what are you talking about. Instead of just do const c = 1.

    You can do

    const sharp = c + sharpenned - 69

    const sharpened = c + sharp

    const sharp = c => c + sharpened(c) + sharp

    const Csharp = sharp(c) - sharpened
  • 2
    We are cataloging # lines of code just for own morbid curiosity (only the C# cs files in the project directory). Kind of a "wow, that's a big project", but nothing we're measuring or anything like that. Nobody cares.

    When our VP (who does not write code) saw the value in our dashboard (just the project, # lines, and total at the end), he was excited and wanted my boss to create departmental measures.

    He said "Sure we'll do that". Later he said to me (when I asked the obvious) "No, we're not doing that. Joe will forget about lines-of-code measure by the next quarterly meeting."

    That was over a year ago, guess what? Subject never came back up.
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