Fucking hell, the devs before write a query that pulls 30ish column for a report. When I break it down MANUALLY, since it’s a spaghetti on top of another spaghetti, you only need 6. Fuck you, did you dropped your head when you was a kid? Fuck sake, and every query is written in stored procedure even though you’re using an entity libraries

Chinese app programmer fights product manager for asking the app UI to "change color according to user phone case"

I like this kind of job...

please stop, I get it.

Windows Console double-buffered

😁 = 💻

Well yes!

Yaaaay!!

Such a challenge

I say 0 , U say 1 !

Roses are Red
My screen is Blue
Cmd says:

PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE !

Coding in the HOSPITAL !

Can I code forever ? 😸

So we code on and on ! ✌
(Till we crash :/)

Hi hackers!
Just not sure about this one:
Is this true?
The closer i get to the router , the more packets i might be able to sniff.
And something else:
I might loose the traffic sent to the other APs while i'm close to one another.

Is there any way to capter all packets?
(I also have wired access to network but since the socket isolates the traffic let me know if there is any other method)

Thanks

I ++!
U ++!!!!

Ok !
I need help!
Have you done root me challenges?
I'm stuck in app-script section: Bash-system 1

What i have done was creating a new C code in /tmp which was useless cause I was the owner and this leads to a permission denied.
I also tried using alias but was also useless cause it did not affect C shell.

Any hint?

😂😂😂

When you finally fix all the reported bugs.

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

😂😂......if you ever did this raise your hands

Lol, prob repost but funny anyway.

Who’s in charge of youtube verification?

Stolen from twitter

Sorry World😉
That's the one thing ever baby coder greets!

https://github.com/opal/opal/...

IntelliJ sounds like Taylor Swift

This is gold 😂

i posted a question 43 seconds ago. there is no way you can read this whole question in 43 seconds and i already have a -1 downvote on stackoverflow.

i feel like these fucking cunts just downvote out of boredom just because they feel like it