If it weren't for the description, I wouldn't know what do these buttons do

Such innovation, much practical..

#include<iostream>
#include<getch()>
....
Yes, he was our OS teacher and he was trying to write a C++ program.

When interviewing a dev, ask them what they think about time zones. If their answer is "fuck time zones", hire them immediately.

The CS class be like...

This describes my feelings so well...

Graphics girl

First day at my first real programming job... Wish me luck guys :D

Programming in portrait gives you a different perspective

()() is not a palindrome
But
)(() is a palindrome
🙈🙈

Can I fucking swear here?

I hope you guys qt CIA had a nice time laughing at my coding skills😂😂

Ctrl-Z Ctrl-Z

Context bot :D
Taken from XKDC

Well, since you're already here... ;-)

Storage issues...😂😂

While installing Windows 10:

Do you want to enable Cortana?

By enabling Cortana, you agree to share your voice input, typing history, search history, your location...

I think they should just minify this to: you agree to share your life with us.

Str8 from pcmasterrace

!rant
Could be a collab...

Real men write code in Assembler!

Today I deactivated and uninstalled my facebook account, because I want to get less distracted.
I didn't realise how addicting the inane bullshit of other people is until I started feeling like I've lost a limb.
I am going to brave through this!!!!!! Fuck Social Media.

Declare variables not War :0
Execute programs not People :p

That moment, when you feel funny.

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

"False Positive" and "False Negative" errors

Learnt Murphy's law the hard way,

Don't use your office laptop to create a personal auto porn downloading project specially when your boss suddenly wants to use your laptop to do a product demo to client.

Now looking for a new job, let me know if anyone need a smart developer who loves solving problems like the one mentioned above.

"Please disable adblock to support us"

*Me pauses adblock feeling sorry*

Fucking video ad starts playing in the middle of the page/article

Savage....

Its time.

Doing multiple projects simultaneously. What is sleep?