What I hate most about myself is getting a great idea for a project, getting started on it, becoming distracted by other things, forgetting about the project, and having no idea what was going on when I come back to it months later.

I had to write a job portal which had to be done in php5.6 and mariadb and it had to be IE compatible. All of those good things.

Taking paracetamol or ibuprofen is just piping your body's error.log to /dev/null.

Solving Errors:
Code it.
Doesn't do anything, no errors in console.
Try again.
Doesn't work.
*Realizes that you didn't call the function*
ffs

Sometimes when I am on reddit or fb, I will double tap a post to try to like it. It never works :(

You motherfucker ISP stop throttling my Ubuntu torrent you cunt

childrens....

It's funny because this is real :-/

Another fun thing. This morning one of the first mails i read was a issue about a bug in our software.

This was a bug i mentioned months ago but there was nog evidence where i searched like mails chats or tickets.

If people would just listen to me this bug was solved months ago but back then i got a reaction like: "works over here" while i tested it on two different instances with buggy results each time.

Developer is that machine who turns

;:''?*(){}=×+. Into this. $¥€¢£₹

I don't drink coffee. Anyone?

!Rant

I'm falling in love with C#. So classy...

Languages are always girls to me, as the computers.

HR: We have received complain that you have been sexually harassing an intern.
Me: No, I wasn’t. Me and the new intern all we talk about is Coding, Apps, and TV-Series
HR: You are lying. I have the words that you said to the intern. Do you want me to read it out.
Me: I have no clue what I said to the intern so please read it out.
HR: You said, “Always pull before you push”. Do you remember saying this?
Me: Yes, I was teaching the intern how to use GIT.
HR: Okay, let me call the intern and let see if he says the same.

** Intern **
HR: Was he sexually harassing you today at any time.
Intern: No
HR: Did he said, “Pull before you push” to you?
Intern: Yes
HR: What does that mean, sounds like a slang for something sexual.
Intern: haha, no it means that I should pull the changes made to the files before I can push the changes I did to the code from my computer.
HR: But he said something else like he was teaching you how to use GIT
Intern: Yes, that’s what GIT is.
HR: Okay both of you can go and don’t use this type of terms in the future it doesn’t make good working culture.

Using "%" as modulus operator rather than using it for percentages.

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

Why is it so unbelievable that a 15 year old learns programming?

I can't tell you how many hours have been lost because I have accidently clicked and dragged a file in to some random spot in the solution explorer!

So i heard that docker is now a thing and decided to put my servers into containers as well (see image)...but somehow I still don't understand how is this supposed to simplify deployment, vertical scaling and so on...? :D

Crashed Pi on a local cinema

Don't you just hate those apps that think they can run on startup without asking for permissions!

WHHHYYYY?? 😤😲😣😕😨😬😡😫

The moment when you are so engrossed in your work that you forget that your earphones have not been playing any music for a while.

Omg my life is complete

My most ridiculous meeting was a meeting that I couldn't attend.

When I was working as a freelancer my companies CEO and me were invited by a client from another country (6 hours flight & hotel).
The meeting was scheduled for the day after our arrival.

After breakfast the CEO told me he would pick me up at the hotel lobby at 2pm. I waited for some hours, but he didn't come.
Later that day he told me that he met with the client already at 10am.

I am sure he told me the wrong time, because he was afraid that the client would try to headhunt me.

I'm the only person at work with a windows phone...

They look at me weirdly...

My experience while learning C#:

>trying to print an HTML element of a website to console
>doesn't work
>why
>changes a few things in code
>runs code multiple times
>still doesn't work
>looks closely at code
>wait a second
>walks to wireless printer
>finds nearly 10 pieces of paper on the floor
>I hate myself

!rant !!joke

What is written on a dead API's gravestone?

REST in peace.

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

giving up as a service...

Gamers behold