My type of developer

Am i doing it right?
git commit -m "Multiple changes and minor changes in the project."

Genius ^^

Great timing

Thank you guys. Especially thank you @linuxxx. Because of your help, patience and advice I accomplished to setup and manage my new VPS on my own. I even moved to linux on my local machine.

It has been a long path. But I feel confident now. Thank you for growing that feeling in me.

How programmers comment their code

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Wanabee

I fucking hate being the "ask me anything" guy in the office, how am I supposed to code if people interrupt me every 5 minutes?

OH LOOK AT MY HEADPHONES! MAYBE I'M CONCENTRATED AND HAVE SHIT TO DO! I mean there are other 10 devs, why don't you go to them? or maybe try to GOOGLE IT, I HEARD STACK OVERFLOW IS GOOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

don't get me wrong, I like to help people but I hate when those bastards come asking questions that could be easily answered if they read the code for 5 fucking minutes.

when I have to look at code that is not mine I try to understand it by myself, even if it's not documented, and I try not to bother anyone unless is really necessary.

But then this sluggish leeches think I know the whole codebase and that can interrupt me whenever they can.

No doubt 😂

pshht 🤫😄

Do not touch my screen.

DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING SCREEN.

That makes so much sense 😂😂

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Do I even need to add Caption?

Never let little kids play near your laptop RIP dev sticker :(

I was gone for like 10 mins.

Not enough space...

Made me chuckle!

I'm starting to hate meetings now..

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

how email really works

Our life story explained 😂 !

Wise words!

Linux is user friendly. It's just very picky about who its friends are.

\(+_+)/

Hey everyone - tonight we performed a database upgrade and unfortunately there were a few "surprise" breaking changes to the query language we use that weren't caught during testing. Once they were discovered after the upgrade. The queries were corrected within a few minutes. You might have noticed some issues with commenting, voting, etc.

On this note, please let me know if you notice anything suspicious like errors when trying to perform normal actions, or anything at all. I appreciate any reports since it's a bit tricky for us to cover every last part of the app alone, though I think we went through most of it. Thanks and please let me know if you have any questions!

Who is the guy who designed the AZERTY keyboards ? 😠

Seriously... Alt Gr + 5 = [

And the most horrible thing is the "(" char... WHY THE FUCK DID HE PUTS IT IN THE "5" KEY WHEN KEYBOARD IS IN LOWERCASE ? YES, IN LOWERCASE, NOT ONLY WHEN SHIFT IS HOLD.

There are more than 100 keys in a keyboard, so why here? WHY?

Half of time I check if CapsLock is off just to be sure if I can open a bracket just because someone thought it was a good idea to put it here. It annoys me.