My everyday needs

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What I imagine when reading this error message

I wrote a tool (vaarta) to write this post

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

Yippee, my code compiled successfully.
What possibly could go wrond now 😂😂

Not mine, but worth sharing 😁

Apparently they'd never heard of bools. The best part is the case check given that they define the string.

Web browsers supported by my new project :
Firefox ✔️
Chrome ✔️
Internet Explorer ❌

...solution found!

Can't believe this...

Yes, Github, please load those 0 conversations that you've hidden.

This is Soo true!!

So I've worked with Java and C. But I can't seem to be getting any better with C++.

Being a developer is hard

Every time

Backend Dev here and this is a true story

“Password length mustn't exceed seventeen characters.”
Why? Why do some Web sites still have this rule? It's 2018. We should be using passwords of at least twenty-four characters. This is crap.

Soon ™

£1500 later

Everyday story of Windows users and applications

I dream of having a garage.

When an integer overflows installing Mac os

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

Poor programmer 😂 😂 😂

Made my day 😂😂

If programming languages had honest slogans, what would they be?

C: If you want a horse, make sure you feed it, clean it and secure it yourself. No warranties.

C++: If you want a horse, you need to buy a circus along with it.

Java: Before you buy a horse - buy a piece of land, build a house in that land, build a barn beside the house & if you are not bankrupt yet, buy the horse and then put the horse in the barn.

C#: You don’t want a horse, but Microsoft wants you to have a horse. Now it’s up to you if you want Microsoft or not.

Swift: Don’t buy an overpriced Unicorn if all you wanted was a horse.

JavaScript: If you want to buy a horse & confidently ride it, make sure you read a book named "You don't know horse".

PHP: After enough optimization, your horse can compete the top most horses in the world; but deep down, you'll always know it's an ass.

Hack: Let's face it, even if you take the ass from the ass lovers and give them back a horse in exchange, not many will ride it.

Ruby: If you want a horse, make sure you ride it on top of rail roads, even if the horse can't run fast on rails.

Python: Don't ride your horse and eat your sandwich on the same line, until you indent it on the next line.

Bash: Your horse may shit everywhere, but at least it gets the job done.

R: You are the horse. R will ride you.

Got this from Quora.
https://quora.com/If-programming-la...

Good boy processing.

What browsers do front end devs here normally test on? I test on Firefox and Chrome because...that's all I use, but what about Edge/Safari or god forbid IE11?

I'm more familiar with backend dev ops so my testing consisted of checking Firefox a lot. :P

Me, trying to get rid of a crappy project

Fucking dialog box with only one choice... “Stay Connected” what the hell did you even give me this choice for? What if I wanted to log out? Why prompt at all?