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AboutMagical processor fairy; part-time misanthropic bane of idiots. 🧚♀️🏹
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SkillsRuby ❤, js/es6, css, react, sql. VB and PHP can die in a fire.
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LocationSlaving away for retards
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@mostr4am Open source isn’t communism because no one is forcing you to work for others’ benefit, nor is anyone taking the fruits of your labor away from you. It’s just free sharing. If someone takes your work and claims it as their own (monetizing it or not) that’s simple theft, but that theft isn’t mandated like under communist rule.
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Doctor Root prescribes git commits, four times daily, minimum. Doctor Root also prescribes beatings for both patient and the disease as a preventative; repeat as often as needed.
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@just8littleBit Makes sense. I just really hate working in fintech.
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You’re getting take-home assignments? I haven’t gotten anything back except a single rejection letter, and that was like five months after I applied.
I get ghosted every single time. -
Lame!
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Who the fuck cares?
Die in a fire, spammer. -
Too many drugs is bad, mkay?
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@Rexzooly I don’t even know you, and yet I’m so proud 🥲
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@UberSalt Yeah, accurate enough. Who wouldn’t want something a bit larger than life?
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Back in finance, and it’s good?
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Unity shit on their cake in front of their customers. They’ve since cleaned it off.
UnrealEngine… Epic has TenCent shitting on the bakers.
Godot’s cake just doesn’t look as pretty or taste quite as nice, but it’s clean and still beautiful.
Valve’s Source cake is just fine, but niche. It’s angelcake, and will always be angelcake.
Amazon’s Lumberyard grew mushrooms, and got replaced by a CryEngine fork, but I haven’t heard anything about it. Nobody wants to eat a fork anyway.
RPG Maker (etc.) are store-bought sheet cakes with custom printed frosting. Pretty, but all the same.
The rest of the engines out there are mini cupcakes of varying quality. -
Envious.
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@retoor Ooh la la. Baguette du fromage, hon hon hon!
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Hi.
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@Demolishun Right you are
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@kiki A counterfeit brand of hell, so… in heck! 😁
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@Demolishun Where the heck do you work?
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Hey.
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@cprn Yeah, I used to do things like that too. But I’ve been chewed out too many times for it here and told never to touch things that aren’t specifically listed in the ticket. I do sometimes anyway, and often get away with it, but it’s always a risk.
The managers here review PRs, even when they aren’t devs (or worse: think they are because they coded on punchcards “back in the day”).
I pray for meteors to squish them all. -
Really.
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We’re not quite there yet.
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Gtfo
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@ars1 🤔
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@mostr4am Yeah, I agree; no one has reached either end. But some are certainly trying.
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Like @cho-uc said: gold and silver. Invest in things the governments can’t print.
This used to include real estate, though depending on your country, that might pop at some point soon.
Beef (and the like) might also be worthwhile, given the last decade’s push to “eat ze bugs” and all of the meat and egg plants exploding/catching fire/being poisoned/used as an impromptu single-plane aircraft hangar. -
> Pic related
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Let’s simplify:
People are stupid. Lots of people are incredibly stupid.
For parallel analogy:
Stupidity is a spectrum, ranging from 100% stupid at the bottom to 0% stupid at the top. Nobody has made it to the top.
Where’s the middle, and what % of people are below it? Let’s oversimplify this time: Too many. People are stupid. -
Story-flavored spam is still spam.
Even if it’s against your religion, go build a toilet and start dumping your crap there. Don’t forget to flush. -
@donkulator And barely work while being the ugliest thing you’ve ever laid eyes on.
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Does JS have to invent new terms for everything it reinvents? That’s string interpolation.