You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

Feels good man!

Finally, the time has come!!!!

I got a fuckin degree lmao

localhost issued certificate...

Me: opens the log file for some answers

Log file:

Right Ctrl be like - You guys are getting clicked? XD

Fuck you Amazon.
Fuck your two factor authentication.
Fuck your PINs over SMS that take 1 hour to arrive.
Fuck you.

I fucking hate people,

I provide a free service for people, and some decide it is a great idea to abuse the shit out of it.
Fuck you

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

Why😂😂😂😂

Me:
Please save as pdf and send me by mail.

My Mailbox: PDF.docx

#Girlfriend

Somewhat related to programming....

Heres my $.05 for beginners:

opencv doesnt work if you have a sticker on your webcam

What the hell am I searching on Google?

Pro tip: If you are a junior, or senior but new at the company, don't start your conversations with:

"We're doing X wrong. At my previous company we did / at school I learned /in this book I read / according to this talk I watched, the right way to do X is ..."

Instead try:

"I'm curious why were doing X this way. I'm used to doing it differently."

I love flat-hierarchy teams, and people who think about flaws in procedures and proactively try to improve the tools we use are awesome, but the next kid walking up to me yelling we use git flow "wrong" will be smacked in the face with a keyboard.

If you come to me with curiosity and an open mind, I'll explain, and even return the favor by behaving the same way when I'm baffled by your seemingly retarded implementations.

Maybe we can learn from each other, maybe discover that "how I learned it" is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

But let's start with some social skills, not kicking off into every debate with a stretched leg and a red face.

I didn't even know it existed xD

They lack inventory management

Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

Technically, everything's SFW at pornhub HQ

U are now entitled... XD

Just found on internet haha.

Ok......

Yell globally

Time to print out project source code

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

cropped

Bus stations running on Debian..

#mindblown

Do not close lid!

What if...