Just a regular software engineer...

Send this to stupid clients

Special place in hell for those who have autoplay video on their website, especially news sites

Feeling blessed, left the army after 5 years, 3 deployments, to attend 3 years of computer science school and get a stable lifestyle.
I've got a supporting girlfriend, mentally never felt better, and for the next 3 years, this is my seat and view in class !
Happy coding all, and have a nice day✌️

Am going to an interview(junior frontend dev). Wish me luck

I hate phishing texts...

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seriously man, how do u do that

My employer has a dev studio in Cali.
The office is gigantic.
It has amenities.
It has a stocked fridge full of iced coffee, energy drinks, and apparently wine.
All the devs have totally enviable hardware.
And they probably earn twice what I do, or at least 50% more.

Yet they write absolute shit, never test their code, and push broken updates every day, often marked as "ready for final testing." Their codebase is full of hacks and guesses and stale cruft and worst practices. I wrote a rant recently about one of their fuckups, which involved 18 million Facebook errors per. day. So that should give you some idea as to the quality of their code, and their level of can't-be-bothered.

Again, they make 50%-100% more than I do.

Their whiny lead dev is bloody lazy when it comes to building things correctly, and totally prefers to half-ass everything and complain instead. He probably makes 150% of what I do, doing like 25% as much work, and maybe 10% as well. Doesn't quite compare though, as he's a Unity dev, not a backend dev. So his work isn't as critical.

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Bloody pisses me off.

"But their cost of living is higher!"
THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE EMPLOYED.

First day at work, wish me good luck !

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Just wanted to share view from my desk window.
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God, the iPhone 11 pro's triple cameras ARE SO UGLY. OnePlus 7 has three back cameras and it's not ugly, so it can be done! It's just so, so fucking ugly. It looks like where you might plug in a high voltage power cable or something. And of course it still has a notch. That's two design failures in one expensive phone. No thanks!

(From owner of iPad Pro - not an Apple hater!)

Wooohooo! I've finally bought myself an old school CRT TV. Now I can play my retro games like a human being.

After 6 months, indiegogo project finally shipped. The Linux support works as advertised. :)

both sides are real

Can anyone else relate to thjs

Purely based on name, I think I've got recommended an amazing channel.

Looping around!

Found this guy by accident while searching for some render, mind blowing what you can do in excel.

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So my computer down , I decided to write the code . I have got OCD

He once killed three BUGS with a semicolon!

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

Remember that big feature we were talking about 6 months ago?
We need it by next Friday for an important demo.

Of course we do.. what else..

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

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You might call it a bug, but I think it's more of an unintended easteregg.

Inevitable

Benefits of having a client whose timezone is 3 hours ahead of yours

Even if he goes home late... you can still leave on time

I love my Thinkpad. ♥️