@retoor German mentioned!

You're doing transformations on gigabytes of data. That's big.

I do

@Lensflare Great idea.

Jack off then?

My manager is surprisingly nice and not a piece of shit.

Google is your friend here.

Who gives a fuck? This isn't r/AITA

@Chewbanacas I don't think Grandpa nurgle can fix that either man...

I don't know.

@PaperTrail I don't think any god can help this guy, man.

No backups, no mercy.

@jbowwww I have known that for a long time now.

Yes, but I do really enjoy the type system.

Won't show my home workplace as it's a mess. This is in the office.

Was gonna say "Go use a canvas", but was beaten to it.

@max19931 beat me to it...
Was gonna say "Now I'm gonna make something like brainfuck except it's just semicolons to spite you"

"finished"

Try finger...

@jestdotty It is not, but discussing this with you is devoid of purpose.

@jestdotty which is incomparable.

@Lensflare Lack of compilation errors is why I've gone to religiously using typescript.

Sadly there still isn't any modifier to a function like "function xyz(): number, throws <some error>"

I'd be delighted if that was a thing.
For now I can only pray for a jsdoc comment mentioning a possible throw.

There's a certain ERP system to CRM connector I work with which uses xslt for data transformation.

It is disgusting.

@awesomeest I'd like to formally clarify that I'm not a hipster. I just like older tech.

Was'n Arschloch...

I'm gonna see an optician...

@awesomeest I don't mind, I'm 21.
The reason why I know a lot of that stuff is because in my region of Germany, they modernised the cable network way later. ...That, and we had a half-duplex printer.

I vividly remember my father occasionally losing his patience to said printer :>

Then there's me watching a load of retro tech content. I'm a big fan of the 6502, and by extension the C64.
I just find older tech charming, as I said.

Wait... You're interlocked in cement?

@NoToJavaScript That's impressive, however I wonder: If there's such a stark difference, there must be some overhead, no?

Happy Birthday.