Make sense ...

When your boss says "more red" on a banner that's already "#ff0000".

If the website i'm working on was a person, i'd punch it in the face

When I drink and code at home I put "while drunk" at the end of a commit so I know which ones to look back over later. This system worked great for me until yesterday when I included that in a PR for a work repo.

Debugging a previously employed intern code for hours (poorly written JavaScript). Found out they were comparing the exact string value of the input boxes. #smh

Just got a response back from an API "you must authenticate to get the goodies"

foo.

#hiddengem #legacycode #thisdevelopernolongerworkshere

Describing a friend's project to a friend:
"And then theirs a tinder like element, for filtering potential dates, but that's not implemented yet."
"Why doesn't he just copy tinder?"
"Er... wat?"
"You know, just copy their code and put it in his app."
"You don't... you can't... I mean you can decompile... but that's not useful because... it just doesn't work that way. For a million reasons. I don't know where to begin."

when your boss doesn't understand anything you do and introduces you to people as "magic coder"...actually I think I prefer that.

When the commit message reads "changes made". Thanks asshole.

Because of DevRant:

Now hiding..

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Within all my company code files just to annoy my co-developer

When you want a multi-monitor setup but no one else in your team does so you can't justify it to IT 😭

found this today...

Client Of The Day : Hi, I would like to have a website. I went to an agency but are too expensive for me. Can you do me this website for less than €150 ($170) ?
Me : -_-

So, question. What is your minimum for a freelance assignment ?

When you find PHP code that generates dynamic javascript

TFW when you debug code & you're on a roll

Fellow web developer loves to blame any css mistakes on the users "browser" or my favorite, "oh that must be a PC thing it looks great on my Mac"

*Facepalm*

i was afraid...

Is it better to power through the 12th hour tired? Or start fresh?

MFW my boss asks me to rework a feature and have it ready for a demo in 30 min...

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

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When you're trying to get to sleep but you're just lying in bed thinking about things that annoy you at work because you were just reading DevRant.

When some guy deletes his package from npm and breaks the Internet...

(*sarcasm, don't hate)

How nice would be the edit rant feature

Making your build site go live at 12am, stay up til 2am working on bugs, wake up at 5am to continue working on bugs.

The programmers life

Whe you build a backend service that handled 50k concurrent users. But you are forced to integrate this third party service which can handle 500 concurrent users.

People who use a jQuery plugin to display and style radio buttons.........

You aint no dev son

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right