Explain the 'Script' to Java. Why the Fuck would you want to do so?

I'm learning git and i must confess that i've been thinking about use sourcetree gui to make my commits, may be i'll try it tomorrow

Saw this in another group and had to share.

I’m surrounded by devs that use the light theme in IntelliJ. It triggers me more than any bad code 😂😂😂

I dont get it why big it companys in germany still use fucking Internet Explorer and then complain about errors that are not even produced by our application. What the actuall fuck just stop using ie

$ mysql -uroot -p > file.sql instead of
$ mysqldump -uroot -p > file.sql

And not checking the result file before reinstalling my server 😭😭

My favorite sorting algorithm.

This may be limited to Germany:

Apparently you can get free vouchers (from 2 to 5 euros in value) on the website "pizza.de".

There is a lottery kind of game right now on this URL: https://pizza.de/casino/

If you just open the developer console and run "win()", you "win" the game and can enter your phone number to get your voucher 🤔

What idiot programmed this?
What idiot reviewed this?
What idiot put this live?

Deep visualization correctly identifying my cousin as a punching bag

Developed my own programming language to teach programming at community college.
I needed an easy to learn language with as few brackets as possible cz these caused the most problems for beginners. Called it robocode. =)
Then i built an IDE around it where you have to program a little sheep to eat all gras in an area. The goal was to teach how to learn the syntax, the libary, debugging and to "see" the code run while the program and the little sheep runs, ..halt the programm, inspect variables, check the positions on the grass, ...i think you get the picture.
Later i built another IDE where you can program a Tetris.

robocode now also powers the calculation in our buisness application.

...i think thats my most successful project so far.

here's a screenshot of the RoboSheep IDE (be nice, it's a few years old) and the links to the download sites. I'm sorry, it's all german cz i never localized it.

This one 😂😂

My resting meeting face.

23 nested If statements....are you fucking kidding me!!

It's working!

Normal people see a teen's book...

Holy shit I got the job/internship!!!

WTFFFLBLBLBLBLAK

They even said that after reading my code samples they knew they could use someone like me 😍😍 biggest compliment I have gotten since 3 years at least. Selfworth restored 👍

My college updated a firmware of our device. The device stopped working. He then proceeded to update all the other devices one by one with the same new firmware before coming to a conclusion that it is indeed the firmware that is broken. We needed to send all the devices back to the manufacturer and almost missed our deadline.

She said YES 😍❤️😃

I just bloody fucking hate js.

My university IT department fucking sucks. Nothing ever works, 90% of the website links 404 or just straight up are broken af

If u remember this, now think how old are u... 💾

Waiting for this day....

(This happened a few days ago:)
First day on the job, last session of debriefing, HR comes to explain us some company policies.
Among them, they want us to fill in our working hours using a smartphone app (Android & iOS only).
I raise my hand and I ask them what can I do, since I have a Windows Phone.
HR lady's face is striken with sheer terror. Since then, I'm known as the "Windows Phone Guy"... 😁
I'm more than proud of myself. 🙂

P.S. We also got some cool Windows tablet to use during our training period...

Made in Qualityland.

Hi !
Can you tell me what is wrong with this c++ code?
Thanks alot !

they're insisting with the deployment tonight.

Decided to start a new audio book

Well...Sad but true...

PHP is pretty nice actually. Am I going crazy?

My friend: After a week of coding finally added 500 lines, now i have 1000,I'm so proud . How is your project going?
Me: